Dissing The White Netcee

[theMuzzl3]

I'm so white, and my raps flow so tightly.
And, if you 'diss' me, you will miss me.
I'll be so offended, I'll contact my lawyer.
He'll sign up for this site, and drop the law on yer ass.
I'll pass… I'm just a white dude… crashin nada...
occasionally writing things that are rude, but spot on.
But, I never did try to cross the line…
its either my conscience, or lack of back spine.
Some internet guru's may attempt to invade your privacy.
I can guarantee you: ITS NOT ME.
But, as I plead, like a white dude would:
"Let me into the netcee's",
I've humbly crossed the river, and stood:
right where I'm standing, looking for your hand
to stick out of the water; you pleading, "please help me";
and I would grab your hand and pull you free.
And, then I'd say, "diss me now, netcee".


Oh, tribute to the Wack Emcee (obviously).

Some history:

First man to use an industrial strength megaphone into a microphone sang Chocolate Jesus:



Then, with his band Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton used toy circuit bent megaphones to affect his voice "singing into a mic".

I was the first person to request and own a circuit bent, industrial strength megaphone (build by Casper Electronics, same guy who built Mike Patton's toy ones). Many more have been built, since then, and Casper even posted directions on how to do it on the net. I play it like a horn.