Dissing The White Netcee
 

I'm so white, and my raps flow so tightly.
And, if you 'diss' me, you will miss me.
I'll be so offended, I'll contact my lawyer.
He'll sign up for this site, and drop the law on yer ass.
I'll pass… I'm just a white dude… crashin nada...
occasionally writing things that are rude, but spot on.
But, I never did try to cross the line…
its either my conscience, or lack of back spine.
Some internet guru's may attempt to invade your privacy.
I can guarantee you: ITS NOT ME.
But, as I plead, like a white dude would:
"Let me into the netcee's",
I've humbly crossed the river, and stood:
right where I'm standing, looking for your hand
to stick out of the water; you pleading, "please help me";
and I would grab your hand and pull you free.
And, then I'd say, "diss me now, netcee".


Oh, tribute to the Wack Emcee (obviously).

Some history:

First man to use an industrial strength megaphone into a microphone sang Chocolate Jesus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw

Then, with his band Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton used toy circuit bent megaphones to affect his voice "singing into a mic".

I was the first person to request and own a circuit bent, industrial strength megaphone (build by Casper Electronics, same guy who built Mike Patton's toy ones). Many more have been built, since then, and Casper even posted directions on how to do it on the net. I play it like a horn.

Muzzle you are starting to play with words and you are becoming coherent in your writing. That is wonderful news. Now the next step, is you must look deep within yourself and search within to find somewhere you, your inner courageous balls. And then present those courageous balls with pride to these Frankenstein rioters.

For what its worth, thanks dude. I suppose that video is my 'Sunday' contribution to the site... all though Monday was Sunday for me.

need more flow punchlines and creativity love

da god.

this was posted as white as possible :)

Funny read, I like the concept a lot, very creative...I think the flow and caedence could have been better, but didn't see a huge problem with it...biggest thing I noticed is the lack of punchlines, gotta hit them more imo! Over decent drop tho 6/10 imo, couple small things couldve easily brought it up to 7-7.5 imo...keep it up tho, I enjoyed the creativity very much tho! My fav part was..."Let me into the netcee's",
I've humbly crossed the river, and stood:
right where I'm standing, looking for your hand"

Thanks.

I tried to make it sound as white as possible, so really making good punch lines and such would kind of kill the theme. Its supposed to be wack.