MOTERHFUCKING WISE WAYS ROAST THREAD - Page 4

Eŋg · 12-28-2013, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Introsexual

lol.

Split · 12-28-2013, 02:52 AM

Proud owner of dick lesions

Badweather · 12-28-2013, 02:56 AM

if it were raining dicks, this nigga would be the only person that got hit in the mouth

Split · 12-28-2013, 03:36 AM

Drinks meade from a shoehorn

Split · 12-28-2013, 03:38 AM

an overweight Michael Cera stars in this family thriller about a young man who discovers the meaning of friendship, while bingeing on SnakPaks and Jackie Chan Adventures

Geno · 12-28-2013, 09:08 AM

damn wise
for real homie?
lolololol

Batty · 12-28-2013, 10:40 AM

Once a month he dyes his dick hairs with Just For Men: Touch of Gray

Built an operational time machine once for the sole purpose of sucking a velociraptor's cock

Lives on a strict diet of ass fudge and sperm flavored fruit roll-ups

Has one chest hair named Leopold

In this pic is practicing his Zoolander pose: Xanax Face

Asked his barber to give him the "Jimmy Kimmel"

This pic is listed on photobucket under the tag: Zombie Smurf Shirt Faggot Chin Jpeg

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Likes scary movies.

Liver alone!

Certain · 12-28-2013, 01:19 PM

"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. ... It was fun!"

Wise Ways describing his slow-track American history class, in which he watched 1776 to learn about the Revolutionary War.

Batty · 12-28-2013, 03:45 PM

Once used his Xbox Achievements on a job application

At age 12 wrote Street Fighter homo erotic fan fiction where Sagat and Vega were in a romantic relationship.

Got a boner watching WWE Royal Rumble

At at 14 got his left retina scorched during a rumble candle battle with the puerto rican kid up the block

Shared a jockstrap with a classmate in gym once and got Athlete's Dick

Looks like a Jewish owl

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 04:39 PM

More ammo?

Figgly Wiggly · 12-28-2013, 05:01 PM

Finally took the hoody off

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 05:04 PM

I'm fading away what's happening?

Figgly Wiggly · 12-28-2013, 05:05 PM

You bitch

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 05:11 PM

Me at the klan rally. In the middle motherfuckers. Haha.

big baby · 12-28-2013, 05:12 PM

lol @ your fake gambino ring. Got it at a 25 spin thing. lol @ taking pictures in an old navy mirror. lol @ you talking in a mobster accent after watching the sopranos and making your mom kiss your ring. "jeremy why do you want me to kiss your ring again honey"

CALL ME WISE WAYS!!!

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 05:13 PM

*zummiez mirror sir

NYCSPITZ · 12-28-2013, 05:15 PM

WW what u bench homie

big baby · 12-28-2013, 05:16 PM

lol @ brokeback mountain with the dude in the cowboy hat. 23 combinations of incest.

lol @ the RV meth labs. brokeback mountain breaking bad ass motherfucker. plays WoW professionally. Has a combo move called 'doing the garth brooks'. Plays ninja gaiden in his ninja turtle underwear. sacrificies time with his family to perfect his skecher sneaker collection. does karaokee at rodeo bars. eats his boogers while hes driving and thinks nobody is watching him. looks like george zimmerman before the murder.

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totoro

WW what u bench homie

Haven't lifted weights in years.

12-28-2013, 02:52 AM	#62
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Proud owner of dick lesions __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-28-2013, 02:56 AM	#63
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	if it were raining dicks, this nigga would be the only person that got hit in the mouth __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-28-2013, 03:36 AM	#64
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Drinks meade from a shoehorn __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-28-2013, 03:38 AM	#65
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	an overweight Michael Cera stars in this family thriller about a young man who discovers the meaning of friendship, while bingeing on SnakPaks and Jackie Chan Adventures __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-28-2013, 09:08 AM	#66
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	damn wise for real homie? lolololol __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-28-2013, 10:40 AM	#67
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Once a month he dyes his dick hairs with Just For Men: Touch of Gray Built an operational time machine once for the sole purpose of sucking a velociraptor's cock Lives on a strict diet of ass fudge and sperm flavored fruit roll-ups Has one chest hair named Leopold In this pic is practicing his Zoolander pose: Xanax Face Asked his barber to give him the "Jimmy Kimmel" This pic is listed on photobucket under the tag: Zombie Smurf Shirt Faggot Chin Jpeg

12-28-2013, 01:19 PM	#69
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. ... It was fun!" Wise Ways describing his slow-track American history class, in which he watched 1776 to learn about the Revolutionary War. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-28-2013, 03:45 PM	#70
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Once used his Xbox Achievements on a job application At age 12 wrote Street Fighter homo erotic fan fiction where Sagat and Vega were in a romantic relationship. Got a boner watching WWE Royal Rumble At at 14 got his left retina scorched during a rumble candle battle with the puerto rican kid up the block Shared a jockstrap with a classmate in gym once and got Athlete's Dick Looks like a Jewish owl

12-28-2013, 04:39 PM	#71
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	More ammo? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-28-2013, 05:01 PM	#72
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	Finally took the hoody off

12-28-2013, 05:04 PM	#73
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I'm fading away what's happening? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-28-2013, 05:05 PM	#74
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	You bitch

12-28-2013, 05:11 PM	#75
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Me at the klan rally. In the middle motherfuckers. Haha. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-28-2013, 05:12 PM	#76
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	lol @ your fake gambino ring. Got it at a 25 spin thing. lol @ taking pictures in an old navy mirror. lol @ you talking in a mobster accent after watching the sopranos and making your mom kiss your ring. "jeremy why do you want me to kiss your ring again honey" CALL ME WISE WAYS!!!

12-28-2013, 05:13 PM	#77
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	*zummiez mirror sir __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-28-2013, 05:15 PM	#78
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	WW what u bench homie

12-28-2013, 05:16 PM	#79
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	lol @ brokeback mountain with the dude in the cowboy hat. 23 combinations of incest. lol @ the RV meth labs. brokeback mountain breaking bad ass motherfucker. plays WoW professionally. Has a combo move called 'doing the garth brooks'. Plays ninja gaiden in his ninja turtle underwear. sacrificies time with his family to perfect his skecher sneaker collection. does karaokee at rodeo bars. eats his boogers while hes driving and thinks nobody is watching him. looks like george zimmerman before the murder.