What type of human being buys the cheap toilet paper - Page 2

Nameflip · 11-11-2015, 12:34 PM

Y'all pee in the shower or nah?

I do.

Hush · 11-11-2015, 12:48 PM

Wet wipes feel strange wet butts for homos

veritas · 11-11-2015, 12:59 PM

Lol wut? Is sucking yiur own dick gay?

Diode · 11-11-2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

Lol hell nah

If you listen to yourmomshouse podcast that was a huge deal. #wipegate

But yea i wipe always. Ive got the bitthole of a neanderthal tho even wetting tp and wiping if i skip a shower around noonish im likely to get that butthole itch

I dont know if it seeps or just hides from the tp in the forest of man hair or what

The struggles real

But yea i shit in the morning after downing coffee. Shower and go to work. Its a ritual

same.

hence wet wipes.

Witty · 11-11-2015, 01:21 PM

I also dislike the feeling of wet wipes.

Only ever used them once because I had food poisoning and was shitting every 2 minutes, butthole was raw as fuck, wet wipes were all that didn't hurt.

Ghost1 · 11-11-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

:|

This is a bad thing to do?

Saint · 11-11-2015, 01:48 PM

I use Clorox Wipes

Strikta · 11-11-2015, 01:59 PM

Lowkey butthole bleacher.

Saint · 11-11-2015, 02:17 PM

Lol.

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-11-2015, 02:23 PM

Charmin with the lotion shit

dead man · 11-11-2015, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

fucking diode

bidet, then blown dry by three virgin millionaires

Lmao

3 ply or die

Neighbor · 11-11-2015, 03:04 PM

gone @ three virgin millionaires

Take this rep @Destroyer

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-11-2015, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Lowkey butthole bleacher.

trust this nigga knows eything there is to know about detergents

Useless · 11-11-2015, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Wet wipes feel strange wet butts for homos

I felt the same when I first used em. Now I can't poop without em, I feel dirty afterwards if I don't use em.

I pee in the shower

Diode · 11-11-2015, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

trust this nigga knows eything there is to know about detergents

this was good and sneaky

Inno · 11-11-2015, 04:07 PM

Whats wrong with wiping in the shower?

Dont shake my hand tho

Strikta · 11-11-2015, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

this was good and sneaky

That post wasn't good or sneaky. Just a faggot cosignin another faggot.

sral · 11-12-2015, 05:07 AM

oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again

Ghost1 · 11-12-2015, 07:47 AM

Lmfao sheesh

veritas · 11-12-2015, 08:34 AM

Poop then let the shower wash it off in the morning.

Suck your own wang too...it's only gay if you skeet on or in your face.

Fair?

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