What type of human being buys the cheap toilet paper

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Originally Posted by Diode

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

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Lol hell nah

If you listen to yourmomshouse podcast that was a huge deal. #wipegate

But yea i wipe always. Ive got the bitthole of a neanderthal tho even wetting tp and wiping if i skip a shower around noonish im likely to get that butthole itch

I dont know if it seeps or just hides from the tp in the forest of man hair or what

The struggles real

But yea i shit in the morning after downing coffee. Shower and go to work. Its a ritual