What type of human being buys the cheap toilet paper
 

Shit got me feels like I got my groceries ate by Mileena on some finish him shit


The fuxk they do process them shits with mikes red hot

Shit got me looking like Hardcore Holly w/ the barb wire

You gotta wrap half the roll around your fist or risk a finger popping out the other side

Roommate fuck around and get some great value shit tickets? Homey that sucks lol

@Strikta

Yeah I dont get it either....I understand a lot of people are struggling financially these days, but surely paying a little extra to make sure your ass doesn't end up in tatters is worth the money? To me it is anyway....not tryna feel like my ass was in a fight with a cheese grater and lost.

quilted northern all day

Charmin

Good tp is at the top of the list. I never had to but, I think if it came down to it I would skip a couple meals to have top tier tp

I use QN, pussy don't tag me.

Charmin w/ Aloe + Vitamin E

+ Wet Wipes

Keep it fresh, man. No dinglberrying.

fucking diode

bidet, then blown dry by three virgin millionaires

that'd be tite.

Smh.

Kevin gates would eat diodes ass bet

that salad ain't gonna toss itself tbh

Lmfao

That's some faggkt shit what's wrong with yall

Yall some rich niggas

Cheap tp from the arab spot. Wet it a little. Problem solved

I also shit before showers tho so there is that

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

:|

Lol hell nah

If you listen to yourmomshouse podcast that was a huge deal. #wipegate

But yea i wipe always. Ive got the bitthole of a neanderthal tho even wetting tp and wiping if i skip a shower around noonish im likely to get that butthole itch

I dont know if it seeps or just hides from the tp in the forest of man hair or what

The struggles real

But yea i shit in the morning after downing coffee. Shower and go to work. Its a ritual