Rhode v Cymbicort - {Rhode wins}

[Sharp]

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@Rhode @CymbiCort

[CymbiCort]

Check.

[CymbiCort]

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?

[Rhode]

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.

N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way
See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed
Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul
Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime
Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"
I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.

[Ronic]

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
no
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
wtf no
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
lol wtfuuuuuuuck son
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
stop talking
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
could almost call this an attempt... I guess... still sucked dick tho
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
yeah I see that happening...
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
I mean I guess it's hard to rhyme when you're dribbling, right?
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?
nf! you should probably only have dropped this bar, tbh


wtf son. Other guy did what he did. Didnt have to do much.

v/the other guy.

[Flow]

I have so much to say about this battle... Ill edit this when I'm
Not in a bad mood and at a desktop

[FGR]

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
-->nah ..
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
-->what? no ..
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
--> no ..
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
--> i feel like ur fucking with me, like this isnt a real battle verse ..
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
--> nothing direct ..
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
--> i dont see the hit here ..
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
--> ??? wtf ..
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?
--> ok attempt.. better then anything u brought ..
-------------------

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.
--> ehh ..
N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way
--> meh ..
See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed
--> nah ..
Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul
--> no ..
Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime
--> hit wasnt there ..
Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"
--> no ..
I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
--> ok ..
Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.
-->meh ..


VOTE-->rhode ..

[Flow]

Originally Posted by CymbiCort

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
Im not sure what you were trying here, your set up was heading the avy route which is always a weak concept, but then you tail off saying hes destined to lose, which is very much a statement and not a punchline, then you have a new concept come into play which is legit. I see what your doing with pepe le pew and smelly ass chasin pussy, but what was the destined to lose bit at the end about? seriously man this was weak but had potential and you don't need much to take this battle.... meh
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
your set up was well to obvious to the punchline, plus its pretty reaching, makem puke?? do people try that, the concept was small dicks, I did something similar to this and played it on a choke hazard... would of benefited you more
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
lol what
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
meh I see your legit attempts but your missing the whole idea of set up, punchline
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
this is like a flex, nothing is directed at your opposition and its all very in yo face bo bo im a gangsta....
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
Lmao this is actually decent, the event bit isn't so much cus I aint ever cared for events anyways, but its decent im guessing you saw the pic I put up for the pic battle vs atomic, this works. the ONLY ISSUE IS its self hype, this is a good concept for a flex or swag and flow or whatever, but this isn't hurting your opponent. liked it though
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
No pal
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?
Don't know why everyone thought this was good, I thought it was weak ... no offence

overall I think you had some legit attempts. but you are really lacking in direction, your best stuff wasn't actually directed at rhode. I think you struggled with the formula of set up and punch but I think you had an alright grasp on concepts,

Originally Posted by Rhode

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.
urgh
N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way
This was a legit attempt, It didn't pay off though, your fucking him? hes fucking you? its not very clear or insulting, infact it sounds a little gay
See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed
this is in your face stuff. not an insult or punch line
Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul
poor rhyme, no sting, poor wording
Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime
insult? Where is the insult/punch/hit/whatever
Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"
I see what your attempting, another legit attempt, but its not directed at your opponent and comes across as a statement
I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
Legit attempt. def the closest you had to a good hit, pretty basic nameflip and an odd choice as its your own name but whatever, the most technical bar so far, pretty sure its AA but then im from the Uk, I assume its a similar thing. also I would have said bitch should have had triple A or Trip A not AAA but that's just my preference...
Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.
concept was there, but punch was not

overall I have you with one legit attempt that missed, one basic self nameflip with a mediocre punch and finally a legit concept with no punch



Overall I got triple A vs small dick make em puke



Vote Rhode for the better quote...they were equally bad in dif areas else where

PS
hit up some other battles an check out the tutuoring section etc, get in the new ultimate writer comp, you both have potential but these battle verses were awful guys

[Atomic]

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
hahahaha word, nice
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
lmaoooooo small dick hahahha
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
LMAO high fives to giraffes the motherfucker cannot do that ur crazy man
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
lmaO @ hymen
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
damn hard as fuck my nigga
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
LMAO U SAID FLO REAL THAT NIGGAS RETARDED
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
hhahahaahaaahahhahaahahahhahahahahaahahahahaahhaha haha
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?
ok this was a valid attempt in all seriousness

//

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.
ok
N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way
LOL NO WAY
See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed
NICEEEEEE
Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul
lmaooooo he took the foul im done
Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime
lmao shots in his mouth.. then u dropped a dime. classic
Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"
quote him? hell nah nigga nah nah my nigga retweet that
I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
makes no sense muthafucka comon
Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.
LoL omG lieK wut

v/ cymb. that motherfucker had me almost falling out of my chair w/ these bars.

your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!

hes going to shove a mic in his ass hahahausefjkgrw

[Slowhands]

C

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/
ok but why explain it/wording
Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!
meh okish
your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!
nah
Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!
no
But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,
Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!
nah
Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1
tooo looooooong
I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?
played

seemed like you worried more about rhyme pattern than content, and stretched bars didn't help. started good and ended played.


R

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.
ok/relevant
N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way
meh
See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed
nah
Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul
ok
Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime
meh
Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"
ok
I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA
nah
Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.
lol meh ish

don't even look like you tried, which really you didn't have too. did enough for the W


battle was weak. Cym dude came with stretched bars and bad to worse concepts. Rhode was more average through out and gets the vote by a very small margin.

[Gazette]

Peep the av', Cuz that nigga got a bag on his head and still fresher than you
Your smelly ass stays chasin pussy, you destined to lose pepe le pew!/destined to lose/

nah, swung n missed

Asian chicks say his dicks too small...he gets blue balls,then approaches black women in used cars...
n he DEfinitely never gave latinas abuse...his dicks too small to makem puke hard!

this definitely missed, pretty much nonsense

your style is Fubar, what a loser, Don't make me shove this logitech mic in your ass
I get hype and strike mics for the cash, your better off giving High-fives to giraffes!

lol what?

Typin this fast, in case you have a white wife , i've piped in the past,
while cyphin the grass my mind was enhanced, When I put that hymen right to the task!

...

But the only time you pickk up bitches, is caring for dogs at the vet
like nas, pay "homage, respect" or get sprayed and stay wit logs in your neck Launched from the tech,

ok, filler, not much of a punch

Acknowledge the best, dont talk tough then get stomped to ya death
After I win I'ma 'raise eyebrows' bigger than Flo-Reals, after he lost an event!

yeah not bad, quite liked this

Flickin darts thru ya tent cuz your rhymes give more boredom than the name change to sinatra
I'm rock hard battling a lame imposta, but this crabs bubblebeam has no effect you need a sex change wit a lobsta1

lmao, what the fuck are you talking about???

I'll aim at his chakrah, your done son, and as for the crack, its obvious he'd done some
He stays on moderators dicks like kawasakis....where did you think the name rhode comes from?

ah this was alright, no complaints

-------------------

I had a different opener. Sharp made me change it. Said it was feedin
but I figured what the fucks it matter. U gave me Cym. I was ALREADY eatin.

meh

N besides that fucking hideous ass style. Your name alone is gay
Cym might be Bi. But the fuckin in this battle. Only goes one way

ok

See I got a sniper aim shot. Its dangerous. I see no need to pass
if he tries to D up. I'll break his fuckin ankles & he's gettin slashed

nah, filler, no punch

Right down the middle of the heart. Is where I'm drivin the ball
let 'em try to recover. Cym puts his hands up. He's takin the foul


weaK

Thats two free shots. In the mouth. I'm butter from the line
point in case. I'm all over the fuckin Cort & I'm just droppin a dime

didnt hit. where's the punch?

Either its dope or a stretch. Good or bad. Killin or hanging by a rope
wack writers tryin to get by on hopes reliant on the emphasis of "quotes"

this isnt relevant to who you're battling

I dont play that shit. I connect when I hit. So watch what you say
now ur left fucked up on the side of the Rhode. bitch should of had AAA

Decent. relies on your own name which always feels a bit of a cop out, but it works alright

Btw I had a C-Battery. See battery. Name flip whip yah ass type of line.
but I read your verse & i didn't get charged up.
figured it was a waste of my time.

mmmm, not sure about this. the concept aint very good, but i kinda like the way you said it wasnt worth it.


v/ rhode for not so obviously being on crack when he wrote