THE ROAST OF SLOWHANDS

[Greed]

Will be starring as doug funny in the live action movie adaptation of the original series

Is slow with them hands

Spends his money on prostitutes. Shops at goodwill.

Relationship status on facebook - 'irrelevant'

Googled his gov't name - 1 billion results

[Flow]

@Pryde your roasting the bloke who gave a vote your way... That made
No sense whatsoever

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

@Pryde your roasting the bloke who gave a vote your way... That made
No sense whatsoever

it's all in good fun man, plus you barely managed to rhyme a word. much less throw a punch.

[Vulgar]

Monte Crython

[FGR]

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Looking like he blogs about how i met your mother.

this had me rollin

[Slowhands]

^ yea it was ..uh ..good

[Objective]

lmfao @ the faggot trying to show off with a picture of his car with cleansed condoms instead of dice in the mirror and the car being a Harley Davidson to try to impress MC's on the net at the same time. A picture says more than thousand insults and it's remarkable that a picture without you in it could do this much damage. Even the dog wants you to kill yourself.

http://i.imgur.com/1lnhJPR.jpg

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by Objective

lmfao @ the faggot trying to show off with a picture of his car with cleansed condoms instead of dice in the mirror and the car being a Harley Davidson to try to impress MC's on the net at the same time. A picture says more than thousand insults and it's remarkable that a picture without you in it could do this much damage. Even the dog wants you to kill yourself.

http://i.imgur.com/1lnhJPR.jpg

you sound either offended or envious, seriously, shit is like pyscology 101 college shit. you ever been to college? people attack what they are threatened by. you can call it what you want to save face, but fact is, i posted a pic, and i'm not fazed by this wak ass comedy club.

but if you want, you can save more face with a pic battle. that goes for any of you. should be an easy win since i'm a wak white boy

I think what objective was saying when a Roast goes down the person being roasted is supposed to remain silent and just take it.. Not participate or reply. That's just the normal etiquette for these occasions. N tbh they ain't even go in on u like normal... Prob due to the increase of roasts as of late hence figurative no roasts for a week thread.

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by Rawn MacDon

I think what objective was saying when a Roast goes down the person being roasted is supposed to remain silent and just take it.. Not participate or reply. That's just the normal etiquette for these occasions. N tbh they ain't even go in on u like normal... Prob due to the increase of roasts as of late hence figurative no roasts for a week thread.

either way, nobody still wont accept a pic battle and i havn't battled in years

Relax ur time will come

u haven't even been properly welcomed yet

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by Rawn MacDon

Relax ur time will come

u haven't even been properly welcomed yet

lol if you didn't know i'm good at showing up for a day, week, month and then gone for a year.

Lol Idk n idc tbh

but u do look like u got ur head stuck in a vice as a child and ur parents attempted to pull u out

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by Rawn MacDon

Lol Idk n idc tbh

but u do look like u got ur head stuck in a vice as a child and ur parents attempted to pull u out

meh ok attempt

Lol disregard what I tried to kick to u.. N it was statementish bc it was a statement wasn't rally aiming for loss.. Keep replying tho its a good look.

[Slowhands]

cool story, needs more dragons

[Split]

Originally Posted by Figurative

SORRY BUD, SITE RULES IS RULES

LOL

has that "I just plugged a jar of peanut butter full of dick" face on

actually goes cuckoo for coco puffs

this nigga wears earplugs to the movies to prevent hearing loss

LOL color matches his furniture to his dog.

matches perfectly his expression to his dog as well. considers it his second favorite superpower next to his innate sense of when his farts are gonna be wet

treats the McDonald charity bucket like his tip jar

lookin like he's 28 and still shops at Old Navy. constantly tries to find the stores n summer camps his shirts are referencing, often makes up stories when people ask so he doesn't feel awkward

this nigga strongly identifies with solar flares

got a purple heart in his valiant and noble efforts to burn those shorts. the memory haunts him to this day

lookin like his preferrred form of money transfer is eskimo kisses

thought racketeering charges were a tax on tennis strings

this dudes hobby is cross referencing child pornography to the cast of Animorphs

whenever he types a smiley, he mimics that face. every. single time.

lookin like his astrological sign is the homing pigeon and he was born in the year of the fig newton

this dude tried to get into sidewalk chalk and got told he didnt have the sense of perspective

lookin like he did every research paper on Oedipus Rex 8 years running, regardless of the assignment

his greatest dream is to knock off the computer in Windows Pinball

for perpetual loner Slowhands, every single knock knock joke ends in tears

i fucking guarantee this photo was taken by himself with a shot timer

lookin like he plays with a 36 handicap in Mini Putt

this niggas got prescription beer goggles

this dude got a fantasy gym class team for the elementary school exactly 1,000 yds away. currently 7th in division

if you multiply any fake phone number by zero you get this niggas SSN

lookin like his dream job is substitute chorus teacher

that grin haunts the memo pad of every sketch artist on the west coast

this faggot applies gold bond with an RC cropduster

this dude still thinks the pitchers mound is a base

was Sergeant at Arms of every non-contact extracurricular at his naval military school

drives a wheelbarrow with a pizza box topsail. most successful pickup line: "chips ahoy, mate-me!"

this dude is the sum of 15 years of awkward prom dates

this dude is allergic to bra straps

his ring-tone is a dog whistle, owns sixteen CDs of authentic Alltel ringback tones he uses to pregame for speed dating

recently checked into rehab for awkward couch posture rehab. was clean for seventeen minutes before he put a pillow on his lap and crossed his elbows

this nigga is the human reincarnation of Prohibition

once reported his father to the hallway patrol for leaving the ceiling fan on in the loft overnight

lookin like he ships himself to PO boxes around the country to save on vacation costs

wrote Aero's book on penny stock investing

lookin like he text battles

[Split]

LOOKIN LIKE THAT NIGGERFAGGOT THAT REPLIES TO EVEYR ROAS.AT REPLY WITH HIS PERSONAL OPINION ON THE ATTACK ON HIS LACKING MORAL CHARACTER AND LAUGHABLE POSTURE

[Fig]

Split just won life

[Slowhands]

way too much to read, stopped at beer goggles