THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS

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Originally Posted by Figurative

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swore a blood oath against stock car racing and dirtbikes

lookin like he flips poorly executed back massages to unsuspecting single mothers

has the hands of a podiatrist but the spirit of an orthadontist

can pop, lock and check to make sure the $2000 alarm is armed on his bone stock mauve '96 Acura Legend with aftermarket beige cloth upholstery all around

once thumb wrestled Richard Gere for the rights to the word jiggaboo

Dr. Awktapus