THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS
 

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

GO GO GO

knew he was white

IS NOT BLACK

this dude is literally two shades away from me and split

hope that's lean

Arab spanish portuguese black puerto rican mix negro.

Google reverse image search approved too

says nigga 1000 times before going to bed.

Its literal syrup

can perfectly whistle Leave it to Beaver theme song with only his urethra
his dream job is to become a state alchemist and transmute his skin into not being white as fuck
Martin Lupus King JR

lookin like all he drinks is grape soda to feel accepted in the black community

spends 2 hours a day freestyling over pantera bootlegs and 3 maintaining his eyebrows

im actually tan in the summers. you'll see in the eventual pic battle lol

Hooked on Ebonics worked for me (at a slightly lower wage than Hooked on Phonics and with no bennies)

Eats crayons

i dont even know you anymore

lookin like he fell into a pool full of sammy sosa cream

JV Chess Team runner-up board boy

sleeps in a menthol sprayed bed in hopes to be more black.

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit

can only use gluten free condoms, hypothetically