NBL XV FINAL: #1 Zuch VS #2 Blue Bayou ZUCH WINS

Orc · 01-11-2021, 05:28 AM

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
Semi lines have been done but the personal is cool
dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
Nice flip and good personal again, this one hit
you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
Bordering on corny. Flows well
a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
Set up could have been cleaner. Punch was funny
does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
Funny again
forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
This one was corny
talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
Hahaha this hit, nice flip
funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
Fire imo
there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
Nah this is a miss conceptually
tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot
Don’t get it

We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
No wit, personal attempt is okay but there’s no flip
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
Stretched conceptually
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
This was fire, flowed well
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
Hahahaha dope
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
It’s okay. Light
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
Very weak connection here. Missed
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
Okay discord punch
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
Googled it, didn’t hit hard due to having to google
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
There’s no wit here, no flip
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
Same again, too statementish

I have Blue winning here by a bit - more creative and had a better variety of punches, mixed it up well. Comedic, harsh, witty. Zuch had some that fell flat, statements are cool when flipped well but when there’s no real flip to it I can’t give it props. He had some heat with RL Stine and the Jew line.

Blue wins

01-11-2021, 05:28 AM	#8
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel Semi lines have been done but the personal is cool dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch.. all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months Nice flip and good personal again, this one hit you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat Bordering on corny. Flows well a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks Set up could have been cleaner. Punch was funny does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?! bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep Funny again forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona This one was corny talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five Hahaha this hit, nice flip funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout.. Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch Fire imo there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart Nah this is a miss conceptually tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot Don’t get it We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground No wit, personal attempt is okay but there’s no flip You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9 My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes Stretched conceptually kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine This was fire, flowed well We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List Hahahaha dope Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher It’s okay. Light This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me Very weak connection here. Missed Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch Okay discord punch I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth Googled it, didn’t hit hard due to having to google Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone? There’s no wit here, no flip “FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic Same again, too statementish I have Blue winning here by a bit - more creative and had a better variety of punches, mixed it up well. Comedic, harsh, witty. Zuch had some that fell flat, statements are cool when flipped well but when there’s no real flip to it I can’t give it props. He had some heat with RL Stine and the Jew line. Blue wins