NBL XV FINAL: #1 Zuch VS #2 Blue Bayou ZUCH WINS
 

I can go 20, if I end up with 24 I’ll let you know.


Good luck


No Ouch votes by the way. I know this is normally standard, but I’m making it official that his opinion is invalid.

Sounds good homie

Good luck to you as well

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot

20.

Let’s compare...
We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic

First off big props to both for staying so consitent all season. its not easy. kudos



good verse. showed some fatigue. fire concepts as always a few seemed undercooked. but all in all a dope verse fitting for the end of the season. props



fire

zuch has a safe style.. it just works iunno



dominated all season no cap

hats off to this man



vote zuch

Good read fellas. Props to you both for killing it all season.


that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
Fire opener
dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
Dope, personal, relevant and it hits
you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
Cool misdirection, almost doesn’t work but wording is just good enough
a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
Basic wp but nicely worded
does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
Something I missed in the discord maybe. It’s ok
forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
Not feelin this
talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
Lmao fire
funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
Nice
there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
Simple but cool, feel like you could’ve worded it more effectively
tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot
take down as in kill? It’s cool but not as good as some of the heat before it


We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
Cool personal
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
Nice
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
Damn fire
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
Jeez
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
Nice
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
I don’t get the verse/rollercoaster connection
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
Lol damn
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
Dont get the ref, I quickly googled but I guess it’s a commercial or something
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
Damn
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
Nice

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
Semi lines have been done but the personal is cool
dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
Nice flip and good personal again, this one hit
you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
Bordering on corny. Flows well
a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
Set up could have been cleaner. Punch was funny
does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
Funny again
forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
This one was corny
talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
Hahaha this hit, nice flip
funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
Fire imo
there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
Nah this is a miss conceptually
tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot
Don’t get it


We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
No wit, personal attempt is okay but there’s no flip
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
Stretched conceptually
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
This was fire, flowed well
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
Hahahaha dope
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
It’s okay. Light
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
Very weak connection here. Missed
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
Okay discord punch
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
Googled it, didn’t hit hard due to having to google
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
There’s no wit here, no flip
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
Same again, too statementish


I have Blue winning here by a bit - more creative and had a better variety of punches, mixed it up well. Comedic, harsh, witty. Zuch had some that fell flat, statements are cool when flipped well but when there’s no real flip to it I can’t give it props. He had some heat with RL Stine and the Jew line.

Blue wins

Semi
Missing
Tips
Small claims
Stick

Drift (just for creativity)
RL stine
Schindler
Limbs posted
Abortions


Hard to call this one. Both had some heaters. Writing out blues highlights like that kinda shows the concepts are all pretty basic but the wording and personal angles makes them work. Missing bar was fire. Small claims hilarious. Zuch had some great bars, more threats than disses but I like it. I just did the score each bar thing to decide and it tied ffs so I’m gonna go with lotb which to me was Blue’s small claims. Whoever wins deserves it if you can get more Than three votes

Vote blue

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
( this was a nice flip on an overabused concept . Probably the best I’ve seen )
dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
( pretty cool flip on the fb angle ).
you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
( okay bar . Gets an extra Nod for it being fresh )
a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
( lol this made me smirk for whatever reason . It’s not even great but it made me want to laugh. This is a quote imo )
does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
( mmmm not feeling as much )
forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
( wording on this is fire . I fw it )
talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
( niiice )
funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
( lmaoooo )
there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
( I’ve seen these type of bars before . This one kind of was blah to me in relation with the rest of what I’m reading )
tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot
( didn’t see that movie my guy )

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel

Seen it, good wording though

dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months

Light but cool

you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat

Ehh idk if I love or hate it

a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks

Lmao okay I feel like tips at work has been done but personal in there

does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep

Eh

forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona

Ight

talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five

Cool

funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch

Lmao eh, it’s odd to see you do so many lighter jabs and simpler plays on words. I don’t read enough battles lately but I imagine it’s to match the UPN style? They’re cool just a little lacking in the wow factor of creativity I’m used to with you.

there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart

Ok

tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot

Dope, more Blue Bayou here

Verse didn’t have any huge misses but was weird from what I’m used to reading from you. I haven’t peeped this whole season though. A lot of bars that were like head nod to the side one clap alright but very basic with crisp wording

vs

Let’s compare...
We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground

Coming in hot

You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes

Ok

kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine

Fire

We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List

Cool

Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher

Ok

This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me

Nah

Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch

Cool

I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth

Nice

Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?

Did I miss something? Ryan’s just infertile

“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic

Lmao what did I miss? Is Ryan a murderer? You made two bars about it so I’m guessing yes. Good closer

This had some creative stuff, if anything slightly less consistent than blue but even the more eh ok/no ones were trying to be creative. And the hits hit harder

I honestly got Zuch here ina close one. I’ll have to see it Blues been doing the more light and crisp stuff all season but he could’ve won with one or two really complex classic Blue wordplays.

both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
( cool misdirection . Good way to open )
You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
( this was crazy fresh . N well worded )
kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
( I fw this as well . Taking me back )
We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
( nice )
Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
( unlike some ppl im missing this reference .. and I am a devout believer in doing research whilst judging a bar decreases it’s impact . Like say for instance you are watching a battle live ... nobodies googling bars that were said after they hear em . I’m just one of the few who don’t get it . It be like that . )
This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
( nah )
Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
( nic3. Simple but effective )
I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
( niiice )
Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
( Yeesh )
“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
( lazy closer imo . )

This was crazy close: I was hoping looking at my breakdowns it woukd be easy to judge the winner .. but nope . Both had 3 misses imo

Howeeeever . Blue had like two couplets that I thought were borderline quotes .. on the other hand ? Zuch kept it pretty consistent with some really fresh concepts that I haven’t seen .. which also suit my demographic in regards to this text shit ( stuff that could also be used live ) ala jg wentworth . Stick / manual / rl stine

Carrying a stick was ducking hilarious though

Man this is hard to decide . But I have zuch by the tiniest margin in this one


V/ zuch

that Ad verse was TRASH fam. piss poor & weak in it’s thrills
next time you go into a Semi i pray it’s because you fell asleep at the wheel
lol

dunno what Ad was thinking spitting that punch..
all we had to do was peep ur verses to know that u’ve been Missing for months
cool

you been a dork to me from the second that you stormed the league
i am starting to warm up to you tho. burning bodies are a great source of heat
ok

a bartender married a whore so yaaa i gotta laugh at you pricks
you & your wife both get a lot of Tips at work, Jaime’s are just actual dicks
nice

does it bug you her bra size never went from A to B?!
bitch is flatter then the week old fountain coke in James’s Jeep
not getting this 1

forget an NBL title bro you need a diploma
my bars are nothing to sneeze at. yours are Lars at the peak of his Rona
okk

talked to ur exes, they said your dick was baby sized
there was enough Small Claims to keep Ajax in business til he’s eighty-five
lmao

funny you played hockey ur whole life & dreamed of the clout..
Jamie’s used to carrying a stick too. every night you fall asleep on the couch
xD

there’s no lessons in victory, already knew we were leagues apart
all i took from our last battle was your head, torso, limbs, spleen and heart
ehh

tell wifey i’ll see her soon. she an animal thot
when you see me take down that Jaime Foxx in a Cab TRUST it’s not Collateral’s plot
cool

vs.

et’s compare...
We both had keys to the NBL, you are simply a clown
I ran THROUGH my own league, you took yours and ran it into the ground
lmao

You’re a bum, meanwhile I’m sick with the 9
My stick is manual, but when I let it rain the only thing that will drift is your eyes
okk cool

kidnap your siblings and set the crib on fire, cartel vibes
Make your nephews jump from another story like I’m RL Stine
ok had to google this could take or leave

We’ve seen that sad hairline, barber’s can’t fix the shit
That’s the thinnest lineup since the Jew train departed in Schindler’s List
lol

Forget bars, I’m a pro with that sniper
One shot will crack this ‘text legend’ wide open like the Zodiac cypher
cool.. not sure why i feel this is played though

This little five foot faggot keeps staying cocky
I posted this verse as a fucking roller coaster, so legally there’s no way he tops me
doesnt hit for me

Body mangled, my hammer is on some silly shit
Leave your limbs posted in weirder situations than Finny’s bitch
xD

I’m a commercial jingle when it comes to this cagey wetwork
Bullets? I’ll leave a number stuck in your head forever like JG Wentworth
not getin this.. must be some american thing

Yeah you gave Frac money, the exact portion is known
But what’s 200 bucks when your wife spends that monthly on abortions alone?
shit

“FrAcS dAuGhTeR hAtEs HiM”, man this guy’s a critic
Your kids would hate you too, if they didn’t melt in a dumpster behind the clinic
prefer the last

props for both for having a excellent record, getting to the finals and zuch for running the league.. impressive work.. clearly a clash of styles here .. both had very clever lines but dunno here.. its tight, zuch had some lines i didnt know and i had to google so i didnt flow properly into his verse, also the last bar was kinda throwaway and predictable.

I'll go with blue here, props

im not breaking down bar for bar or anything. i'll just give my thoughts. i thought blue was dope. didn't like the closer. i didn't get the rona line. maybe im dumb. but yea you came pretty solid. i enjoyed the shoutout to the actual flat fountain drink in my jeep currently. i got the biggest kick out of the stick line. it was dumb and made me smile. overall i give it 4/5 golden mics

zuch's shit was effective. it read better to me. i enjoyed most the gun bars for lack of a better term. like i wanted to hate the jg wentworth line but i didn't i liked it. only line i didn't like was the roller coaster one. overall i give it 8/10 golden mics

battles too close. i don't keep up with text and dont know whats played and not. i liked both. but zuch took this by a cunt hair in my estimation. blue had dope shit tho and i could have voted for him. but i dunno. think zuch eeked it

vote-zuch

ok so blue had
opener, small claims, carrying a stick
zuch had
opener, manual stick, RL Stine, abortions

this wasn’t super close to me
blue’s style is great when it hits and super corny when it doesn’t
zuch’s style is just mean all the way through

v/zuch

Currently 5-3 zuch

I only liked small claims and week old fountain from Blue.

Only lines I didn’t like from Zuch were coaster and maybe Schindler’s List and the closer.

Felt like Zuch had saved lines for the finals. Blue seemed a little fatigued... speaking from a how it came across reading the verses.

Thought Zuch took it convincingly.

Vote - Zuch

@UPN Zuch

Does this meet the criteria for you?

Zuch wins 6-3. Great battle, Ry. True legend, even better sportsman.