WILDCARD WEEK: #7 UserName VS #10 Ajax USERNAME ADVANCES

[dull boy]

If you do law like you battle, I bet there’s zero objections met
With all the obscure references jurors have to sit on the bench and pretend to get
jab
Your lawyering is shit, and all that skill is sort of worthless
I wish there was a statute of limitations on how long you’ll drop boring verses
lazy butt jab

Listen Jeremy (spoke in class today)
I'm letting these guns off 'til ur body melts from friction
& they leave a neat little hole in the wall like a Yelp description
liked the punch set up was bleh
Dissing for this round, but at least after we’re bros
When Ajax raps, there’s wax after every line like Madam Tussauds
cool execution bad line
You struggle, while I’m known for droppin' mortar rounds
And I can have that done twice like the Law & Order sound
cool reference cool sounding set up but no punch really
Coming at me? don't approach this bear in his cave
Cuz if any of your lawsuits get tied up, it’s the one you're wearing today
nice
He’s getting killed quick; you’re a disaster with burners
And if I ever rack your brain, it's because I collect things after a murder
lol dope
Sorry to put your gov’t out there, but let the tie-in sting
Cuz one more word and I’m giving Jeremy a Scar like the Lion King
bet no one gets this Jeremy Irons reference lol
kinda funny considering your opener in this battle

I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
cool eh ok
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
subtle maybe too subtle
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
lol ok but no
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
lol really lowkey jabs here but this was cool too
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
yep more of the same kind of minimal effort but funny
dug the rhyming here but kind of wasted it
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
I really liked this actually lol
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
Like the rhyming. Punch was alright.
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.
almost feel like there's more to this than I'm getting
but at face value the loose connections don't do enough for me

This really is razor close. I liked Jax's heavier use of rhyming and the subtle style of attack. I think User was a smidge more consistent and the directness helped in this particular battle given how close it was otherwise. Either of you could lose this and feel proud about it.

Vote - User