WILDCARD WEEK: #7 UserName VS #10 Ajax USERNAME ADVANCES

[Ajax]

Come here, you huge, jolly mufucca you…

I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.

Peace.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by UserName

If you do law like you battle, I bet there’s zero objections met
With all the obscure references jurors have to sit on the bench and pretend to get
nice concept. punch is a little flat but still think i like this
Your lawyering is shit, and all that skill is sort of worthless
I wish there was a statute of limitations on how long you’ll drop boring verses
this is funny
I'm letting these guns off 'til ur body melts from friction
& they leave a neat little hole in the wall like a Yelp description
this is ok. could have set this up better
Dissing for this round, but at least after we’re bros
When Ajax raps, there’s wax after every line like Madam Tussauds
concept is cool. don't like the way you angled the punch
You struggle, while I’m known for droppin' mortar rounds
And I can have that done twice like the Law & Order sound
this is cool
Coming at me? don't approach this bear in his cave
Cuz if any of your lawsuits get tied up, it’s the one you're wearing today
nah
He’s getting killed quick; you’re a disaster with burners
And if I ever rack your brain, it's because I collect things after a murder
this is nice. would be even better if you set up rack your brain
Sorry to put your gov’t out there, but let the tie-in sting
Cuz one more word and I’m giving Jeremy a Scar like the Lion King
reference is too straight forward.

Quotes: statute of limitations, hole in the wall, Law & Order, rack your brain
Close: obscure references, Madam Tussauds

Nice verse. Creative concepts, few misses. You are one of the most well rounded battlers in the league, punches, wording, and humor are all things you do well.

Originally Posted by Ajax

I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
this doesn't connect for me. in what context would the comic book character hulk interact with a dead pro wrestler from the 80s. i have no clue, but thats what setup is for
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
this is kinda fire
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
cool
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
haha this is nice
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
funny and cool rhyme scheme but don't see a punch
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
not feeling this
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
this is cool
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.
this is too obscure for me to care about looking it up

Quotes: uphill battle, hyper tension, seizures, zapruder
Close: --

This was a nice verse man. Had a several hard hitting punches esp in the middle section of the verse. You're using a lot of niche references in your concepts. Be careful because those are hit or miss. FUPA and closer don't have enough impact without something extra.

Vote: UserName This is probably the battle of the week for this round of the playoffs. Props to both of you guys for showing up and dropping nice verses. I thought UserName would walk away with it after reading his verse, but Ajax made this battle very close and could have won with a few adjustments to his concept selection.

[Sharp]

If you do law like you battle, I bet there’s zero objections met
With all the obscure references jurors have to sit on the bench and pretend to get
it's an idea that seems funny but not a fan of the execution
Your lawyering is shit, and all that skill is sort of worthless
I wish there was a statute of limitations on how long you’ll drop boring verses
closer but not quite

Listen Jeremy,
I'm letting these guns off 'til ur body melts from friction
& they leave a neat little hole in the wall like a Yelp description
this is actually pretty cool to me. More funny than anything else but that helps it work imo
Dissing for this round, but at least after we’re bros
When Ajax raps, there’s wax after every line like Madam Tussauds
okay
You struggle, while I’m known for droppin' mortar rounds
And I can have that done twice like the Law & Order sound
done twice/law and order is an awesome idea but this winds up being confusing. Mortaring him... Twice?
Coming at me? don't approach this bear in his cave
Cuz if any of your lawsuits get tied up, it’s the one you're wearing today
could take or leave it
He’s getting killed quick; you’re a disaster with burners
And if I ever rack your brain, it's because I collect things after a murder
ehh
Sorry to put your gov’t out there, but let the tie-in sting
Cuz one more word and I’m giving Jeremy a Scar like the Lion King
okay



I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
okay
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
lol okay
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
works, but isn't crazy
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
okay
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
eh
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
ehhh
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
could take or leave this. Would work better out loud. Wanna say I've seen it before, but can't place it, so I should shut up
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.
not feeling it either


This is so close. I think user's misses were better, but Ajax had one more punch I would say landed. To be clear, when your bars hit, they were good. Would've liked to see fewer lines overall though.

V/Ajax I guess