WEEK 9: Destroyer 5-3 VS Username 4-3 USER WINS

Mac · 12-07-2020, 02:31 PM

text prowess, calorie intake, even his foot size won
this guy dwarfs me in every category but mostly cuz he literally looks like one
cool

we need to get u help bro. forget about bars. this shit’s drastic
when ur friends tell u to ‘kick the hobbit’ it ain’t cuz they got British accents
lol

and the ones who stay silent have done bro a disgrace
like some kind of dyslexic aero... he’s taken a bilbo to the face...
ehh mild

gunbars won’t work on u. need eye of newt and a battle-honed axe
i dont want to smoke u, i want to whittle a pipe that looks like u and just smoke that
lol

go in on days off to shell out cells to switch from a home phone
u get called into work??? it’s cuz some kid just wished on a snow globe
ok cool execution

my home you’ll find lego-less cuz i cant stand stepping on the shit in bare feet
in ur home u find Legolas, because u two fought side by side at Helm’s Deep.
wow

des got a wife, true, but keeps a mistress and a girl for weekend cheating
user stays with three hos too, but only cuz it’s how he gives season’s greetings
okk

vs.

Bro, your head’s getting clowned for it’s shape
That thing looks like the spoon Finny’s been cooking on since 2008
dead lmao

You old fuck, I've got something biblical on the docket
First I'll dead you, then eat EVERY Werther's Original in your pocket
okk

Senile ass, but if we’re honest, I will murder this elf
If I told you to act your age, this picture would be an urn on a shelf
decent

Des hates his own race, and he’s been whining for years
Can’t even go grey in peace, he thinks whites are gentrifying his beard
lol

Orbital is JACKED, the one to the right of his snout's worse
That I's been at the center of a punch more than any in Scout's verse
ehh

But one move or a squirm and I am shooting this worm
Lookin’ like Mr. Clean, dead for 30 years after losing to germs
ok

Someone sent me this pic, but really went the drastic route
Cuz Des’ been dead for years, his girl just photoshops the casket out
ok I like this better than the urn on a sheelf

nice battle.. clash of styles. Finny is LOTB but I got destroyer here by a pinch.. matter of style preference

v/des

12-07-2020, 02:31 PM	#11
Mac Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 480 Battle Record: 7-12 Rep Power: 1856622	text prowess, calorie intake, even his foot size won this guy dwarfs me in every category but mostly cuz he literally looks like one cool we need to get u help bro. forget about bars. this shit’s drastic when ur friends tell u to ‘kick the hobbit’ it ain’t cuz they got British accents lol and the ones who stay silent have done bro a disgrace like some kind of dyslexic aero... he’s taken a bilbo to the face... ehh mild gunbars won’t work on u. need eye of newt and a battle-honed axe i dont want to smoke u, i want to whittle a pipe that looks like u and just smoke that lol go in on days off to shell out cells to switch from a home phone u get called into work??? it’s cuz some kid just wished on a snow globe ok cool execution my home you’ll find lego-less cuz i cant stand stepping on the shit in bare feet in ur home u find Legolas, because u two fought side by side at Helm’s Deep. wow des got a wife, true, but keeps a mistress and a girl for weekend cheating user stays with three hos too, but only cuz it’s how he gives season’s greetings okk vs. Bro, your head’s getting clowned for it’s shape That thing looks like the spoon Finny’s been cooking on since 2008 dead lmao You old fuck, I've got something biblical on the docket First I'll dead you, then eat EVERY Werther's Original in your pocket okk Senile ass, but if we’re honest, I will murder this elf If I told you to act your age, this picture would be an urn on a shelf decent Des hates his own race, and he’s been whining for years Can’t even go grey in peace, he thinks whites are gentrifying his beard lol Orbital is JACKED, the one to the right of his snout's worse That I's been at the center of a punch more than any in Scout's verse ehh But one move or a squirm and I am shooting this worm Lookin’ like Mr. Clean, dead for 30 years after losing to germs ok Someone sent me this pic, but really went the drastic route Cuz Des’ been dead for years, his girl just photoshops the casket out ok I like this better than the urn on a sheelf nice battle.. clash of styles. Finny is LOTB but I got destroyer here by a pinch.. matter of style preference v/des