Contender Match: evaD 3-0 vs Bomb Bard 3-2 - DAVE WINS

Wanderer · 08-08-2020, 01:44 AM

[QUOTE=evaD;783528]

Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
Lol cool opener
Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
Yeh ok
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
Nah too simple and doesn’t work so well
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
LOL nice
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
That’s clever, ok
Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales
Not really feeling
I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs
And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up
This is ok

Vs

Bomb Bard's verse

Faggot...
Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir
Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler”
It’s ok
W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
Kinda funny but not too hard imo
These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak
If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks
Lol good
Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead
U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head
Lol ok
3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring
Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing
Yeh it’s ok... a little bland
Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker
Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper
Not overly feeling
This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake
It’s ok at best.. not overly keen

Cool battle. Fuck with both styles. I’ve got Dave with harder hits

Vote evaD

08-08-2020, 01:44 AM	#8
Wanderer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: England Posts: 589 Battle Record: 24-33 Champed - NPL Roast Rep Power: 7457541	[QUOTE=evaD;783528] Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three Lol cool opener Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it? The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it Yeh ok You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot Nah too simple and doesn’t work so well We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack LOL nice This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf That’s clever, ok Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales Not really feeling I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up This is ok Vs Bomb Bard's verse Faggot... Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler” It’s ok W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis Kinda funny but not too hard imo These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks Lol good Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head Lol ok 3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing Yeh it’s ok... a little bland Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper Not overly feeling This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake It’s ok at best.. not overly keen Cool battle. Fuck with both styles. I’ve got Dave with harder hits Vote evaD