Contender Match: evaD 3-0 vs Bomb Bard 3-2 - DAVE WINS
 

@evaD @Bomb Bard

you figure out pics

https://i.ibb.co/x51Sg9p/065852-F5-1...BABE4-C1-B.jpg



How many you wanna go?

Lol ofc

10

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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales
I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs
And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up

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Bomb Bard's verse



Faggot...
Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir
Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler”
W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak
If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks
Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead
U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head
3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring
Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing
Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker
Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper
This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake

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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
Lol cool opener
Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
Yeh ok
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
Nah too simple and doesn’t work so well
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
LOL nice
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
That’s clever, ok
Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales
Not really feeling
I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs
And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up
This is ok

Vs


Bomb Bard's verse



Faggot...
Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir
Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler”
It’s ok
W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
Kinda funny but not too hard imo
These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak
If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks
Lol good
Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead
U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head
Lol ok
3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring
Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing
Yeh it’s ok... a little bland
Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker
Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper
Not overly feeling
This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake
It’s ok at best.. not overly keen

Cool battle. Fuck with both styles. I’ve got Dave with harder hits

Vote evaD

Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales

vs.

These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak
If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks
Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead
U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head
3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring
Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing

BB put up a fight, but Evad was ON
Almost everything was a quotable, damn near a perfect verse

Evad wins

Bottom dweller
Tidal shot
Perjury

The rest was pretty cool

Vs

Nails
Snowflake


Dave has more comedy here and his shit was smoother. More quotables too

Vote Dave

Dave -

Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf

Bomb -

W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake

Kind of a landslide for Dave here. I thought he was all around wittier, used the pic more creatively, and just was overall more entertaining. Bard had the Elvis line and to a lesser degree the Snowflake line, but everything else felt like he was grasping at straws.

V - Dave

@Mac @Blue Bayou this one's screaming for a vote

Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three
cool

Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it?
The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it
okk

You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot
This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot
cool

We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack
Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack
haha nice

This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke
They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf
not hard hitting

Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails
Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales
fire concept

I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs
And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up
okk


vs.


Faggot...
Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir
Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler”
not feeling this

W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis
Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis
okk cool

These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak
If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks
ok could have been more creative

Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead
U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head
decent

3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring
Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing
okk

Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker
Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper
not feeling this reference

This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe
No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake
haha nice

lol'd @ spree's lobster pics
no big big impressions from both I think both used low hanging fruits with simple wording, both had very cool and fire concepts but lacked a sting. However I consider its a great battle and very very close but I have Dave here on a landslide.. but tbh it could go either way