Bomb Bard 2-1 vs Zuch 2-1 - ZUCH WINS

UserName · 07-26-2020, 08:57 AM

Zuch -

Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude
Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too
He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds
But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds
Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting
While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society
Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”

Bard -

Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick
Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick
Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet
I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest

Zuch got this pretty handily to me, although Bard's three bitches line was probably the harshest/funniest individual line just due to the delivery of it. Also, I liked the chest line but I'm gonna go out of my way to point out that it's TOP iLL not ILL TOP, lol. Still, Zuch just had more going on creatively, and outlasted anything Bard threw in his verse.

Solid battle guys.

V - Zuch

07-26-2020, 08:57 AM	#10
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228865	Zuch - Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears” Bard - Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest Zuch got this pretty handily to me, although Bard's three bitches line was probably the harshest/funniest individual line just due to the delivery of it. Also, I liked the chest line but I'm gonna go out of my way to point out that it's TOP iLL not ILL TOP, lol. Still, Zuch just had more going on creatively, and outlasted anything Bard threw in his verse. Solid battle guys. V - Zuch