Bomb Bard 2-1 vs Zuch 2-1 - ZUCH WINS
 

@Bomb Bard
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@Zuchiefiasco
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We can go whatever

Psh

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Listen..

Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude
Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too
Same pic diff angles, not here to play with this monster
It’s obvious to us that this is the only time you ever ate lobster
He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds
But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds
Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting
While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society
Bard lost the genetic lottery, dude is far from clever
You’re only alive because God found three stray chromosomes and pooled them all together
Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”

Listen cock sucker....
W/those two dudes it look like you trying to get dick quick
Can’t tell if you got the herpes.. or if that’s just how Neighbor left your lip split
Ur last battles were close AF! But I’ll sleep this weak dude
Always win by a hair... unless it’s a mustache comp w/these two!
Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick
Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick
Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet
I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest
I’m a Basket Case that’ll Eat & body this kid on lame shit
Take ur Head Out w/the Ham! so ur friends look like they on a Picnic Blanket!
U UPN faggots explode when us NC handle U rough
Fuck your so Caldera! One punch to that nose will rival wen Volcanos Erupt

Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”

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W/those two dudes it look like you trying to get dick quick
Can’t tell if you got the herpes.. or if that’s just how Neighbor left your lip split
Ur last battles were close AF! But I’ll sleep this weak dude
Always win by a hair... unless it’s a mustache comp w/these two!


pretty even match here. i have Bar winning - coming in more direct with the heat.
I like Zuch's concepts though.

Zuch’s opener slayed me, love handles was nice, flat earth was lols,
Vs
Mustache comp perhaps?
I dunno, I wasn’t feeling it this week spree
It was probably the pic that was just a struggle but I don’t know, like the three bitches line just seems too simple?

I got Zuchie for more hits and all around better connects
V/z

Zuch: opener was cool but I thought u could of made it hit harder . Not bad tho..first time eating lobster was filler ish.. the love handle bar didn't work for me cuz it isn't really a direct hit to the pic.. u can't see love handles so it doesn't feel like u used the pic .. flat watch is the same thing I said in the last bar except it hit a little harder..chromo was a miss and off topic of the pic. Closer was funny I thought... Made me lol..
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BOMB: opener was cool..nice start . Second bar was a miss for me... Sucking my dick line was ok..maybe even mild... I'll tops line was funny... Didn't hit hard but it was funny...unless I'm missing something the 'ham' line had nothing to do with this pic...closer wasn't all that either... Okish but kind of a miss ..


This is tough... I went back and voted the bars on a point system 0-5...&... zuch got 12...bomb got 11 so ..

Vote: zuch

Zuch -

Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude
Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too
He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds
But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds
Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting
While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society
Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”

Bard -

Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick
Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick
Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet
I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest

Zuch got this pretty handily to me, although Bard's three bitches line was probably the harshest/funniest individual line just due to the delivery of it. Also, I liked the chest line but I'm gonna go out of my way to point out that it's TOP iLL not ILL TOP, lol. Still, Zuch just had more going on creatively, and outlasted anything Bard threw in his verse.

Solid battle guys.

V - Zuch

Weighs 260 but ALL lard, body fat at a peak for this dude
Yeah you got some mussels in this pic, you’re about to eat those up too
Played wordplay but it works, decent
Same pic diff angles, not here to play with this monster
It’s obvious to us that this is the only time you ever ate lobster
Lol this is good
He ain’t got guns on his hips, as rude as it sounds
But they ARE love handles, so technically he’s still coming through with the pounds
Doesn’t quite work
Look at my jawline, THAT’S perfect dieting
While your belly has a curvature that could disband Flat Earth Society
I used this in the first roast so it’s played to me
Bard lost the genetic lottery, dude is far from clever
You’re only alive because God found three stray chromosomes and pooled them all together
Lol good but generic
Dude is SWEATING, nervous, can’t even enjoy that beer
Looking at his phone like “I can’t touch this lobster until my unemployment clears”
Lol


W/those two dudes it look like you trying to get dick quick
Can’t tell if you got the herpes.. or if that’s just how Neighbor left your lip split
nice use of pic but punch is ok
Ur last battles were close AF! But I’ll sleep this weak dude
Always win by a hair... unless it’s a mustache comp w/these two!
Lmao fire
Bullet down your throat pussy... I hit this Nut w/the blick
Last time I saw three bitches this close? Your mom, sister & wife were suckin my dick
Ok
Fuck.. U got double D Size Cheek Bones bruh!& U soft, vet
I’ll rip that giant nose off so ur face look like ILL TOPs Chest
Don’t like this
I’m a Basket Case that’ll Eat & body this kid on lame shit
Take ur Head Out w/the Ham! so ur friends look like they on a Picnic Blanket!
Don’t like this either
U UPN faggots explode when us NC handle U rough
Fuck your so Caldera! One punch to that nose will rival wen Volcanos Erupt
Not a clue with this one sorry


Bomb bard started off with heat and good pic disses, the moustache one was lotb, but fell off hard. Zuch was consistent, no real misses and the different angles bar was nice and funny. Couple verging on played but consistency enough to take it, just.

Vote - zuch

he’s fat? lol
lobster was ok
i like it but again he doesnt look overweight to me
flat earth is a banger either way
i like the chromosome shit
unemployment is ok

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lip split is a solid start
win by a hair is old but ok here
sister was alright
ill top chest was lol
i’m missing something with ham
woulda liked a better angle but it called era was aight

so it comes down to this.. phantom fat disses that was better verse than the opponents, but it didnt resonate well that he’s not obese to me.. this is weird.. tough call and a toss up buttt

v bomb

close battle til Spree said fuck it with his last four an shit the bed


I got zuch for consistency

@Zuchiefiasco @Bomb Bard