Mac 1-2 vs Zaddy 0-3 - ZADDY WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/23 at Midnight PST
For everything else, check the Rules Thread

@Mac


@Zaddy

[Mac]

@Zaddy let's go 10 mate, good luck!

[Zaddy]

Aye aye!

[Mac]

this wud fill our hearts but shes kissing against force
great to see some love cuz these buttons are on verge of divorce
she's like.. suprise bitch! bro do u know her at all
u know hes Far from home when chicks confuse him with jake gyllenhaal
i see u dressed up for the call, dude doesnt flicker
ironic how a suit, a wood and a desperate widow ends in the same picture
ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life
the bitch got like 4 lips you will regret it at sunset
as far as french kisses goes he'll be surprised when it ends with a baguette

[Sharp]

@Zaddy I have mac's 10

[Zaddy]

IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams
Fuck this dude, the fugly pics need to stop
we see this turkey legs next to muffin top....slow that down I said this turd keys next to muff ina top!
Fat like a cash cow; amen in the background - attitude like fuck it
Prolly eat lunch w ur cousins; U’ll get “aired” like Netflix shows and you love it
They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background
You look like Hush if he were fat dumb and happy; where is your pappy?
Finny in pics; Sharp w the sticks - music teacher yet ur hair isn’t nappy

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Zaddy

Posting shortly my bad

This cool with you @Mac ?

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Mac

this wud fill our hearts but shes kissing against force
great to see some love cuz these buttons are on verge of divorce
alright kinda cool. Alot of ways to say "your clothes dont fit" good obervation but maybe not the best way to use the ammo
she's like.. suprise bitch! bro do u know her at all
u know hes Far from home when chicks confuse him with jake gyllenhaal
lol no, srsly. no
i see u dressed up for the call, dude doesnt flicker
ironic how a suit, a wood and a desperate widow ends in the same picture
Im going to need you to explain this to me bro
ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life
huh? is Melanin a name ppl have? whats going on here
the bitch got like 4 lips you will regret it at sunset
as far as french kisses goes he'll be surprised when it ends with a baguette
huh? a loaf of bread? bro what are you talking about

Originally Posted by Zaddy

IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams
I dont really like this.
Fuck this dude, the fugly pics need to stop
we see this turkey legs next to muffin top....slow that down I said this turd keys next to muff ina top!
no
Fat like a cash cow; amen in the background - attitude like fuck it
Prolly eat lunch w ur cousins; U’ll get “aired” like Netflix shows and you love it
OK I suppose
They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background
eh
You look like Hush if he were fat dumb and happy; where is your pappy?
Finny in pics; Sharp w the sticks - music teacher yet ur hair isn’t nappy
no

I got Zelph , but this was no ones best work

[Destroyer]

Battle straight trash, Mac what happened to making sense?
Zelph, retire from pic battling
A mounting wp? Horrible

V/zelph

[Answer]

this wud fill our hearts but shes kissing against force
great to see some love cuz these buttons are on verge of divorce

not really feeling button disses as an insult, couldve taken a better angle

she's like.. suprise bitch! bro do u know her at all
u know hes Far from home when chicks confuse him with jake gyllenhaal

ok

i see u dressed up for the call, dude doesnt flicker
ironic how a suit, a wood and a desperate widow ends in the same picture

not really digging this

ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life

cool

the bitch got like 4 lips you will regret it at sunset
as far as french kisses goes he'll be surprised when it ends with a baguette

meh




IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams

set-up was more of a pic diss than your closer

Fuck this dude, the fugly pics need to stop
we see this turkey legs next to muffin top....slow that down I said this turd keys next to muff ina top!

it's almost kinda funny in a cringe way but i wish you'd stop trying wp

Fat like a cash cow; amen in the background - attitude like fuck it
Prolly eat lunch w ur cousins; U’ll get “aired” like Netflix shows and you love it

ok idea, the execution falls short. It kind of takes the sting of your punch when you have unnecessary filler words like "and you love it" appended at the end of your bar

They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background

wording could've been angled in a better way but this is ok

You look like Hush if he were fat dumb and happy; where is your pappy?
Finny in pics; Sharp w the sticks - music teacher yet ur hair isn’t nappy

nah not really feeling this as a closer



highlights

she's like.. suprise bitch! bro do u know her at all
u know hes Far from home when chicks confuse him with jake gyllenhaal
ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life

vs

IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams
They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background


it almost pains me to call some of these bars highlights, but they're the best out of this battle. When I read mac's verse I thought Zelph would've been a lock for this, but sometimes the ways he words his ideas kinda sets him back even though conceptually I think he had more potential than mac.

I think overall I'm gonna edge this to mac mainly because of the fact that all of his bars were at least attempts to diss Zelph's pic. I felt like a couple of Zelph's bars missed the mark for a pic battle and he didn't really take advantage of all the ammo he had.

v/ Mac

[UserName]

Mac -

ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life

Zelph -

IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams
They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background


This was a very uninspiring battle, tbh. Mac seemed to take his foot off the gas this week, not sure why. Whether stuff wasn't coming to him, or he just rushed his verse - it was kinda all over the place and lacked any real creative flashes he'd shown in previous weeks. Zelph wasn't amazing, but he kinda didn't have to be. Looks like he's retiring in style.

[Orc]

Zelph verse was trash. He’s only okay when biting URL bars. Mac wasn’t great but had an okay line in the opener. I have Mac.

[evaD]

Buttons I don’t really think that shirt even looks tight tbh
Jake gylenhall not much of a diss?
Don’t get widow bar?
Ditto for melanin
Ditto for baguette but it’s funny. You saying she has a penis?

Robin Williams is bad but ok
Turkey legs lol wow
Aired makes sense at least
Amounting decent
Don’t get closer

Vote - Zaddy for the amounting bar

[Sharp]

this wud fill our hearts but shes kissing against force
great to see some love cuz these buttons are on verge of divorce
I like the juxtaposition of love and separation, but the wording is weak here
she's like.. suprise bitch! bro do u know her at all
u know hes Far from home when chicks confuse him with jake gyllenhaal
this isn't much of a diss... Its a borderline compliment lol
i see u dressed up for the call, dude doesnt flicker
ironic how a suit, a wood and a desperate widow ends in the same picture
this one is a little all over the place in the opener and the pinch is very weirdly phrased. I don't think this angle was strong to begin with and there wasn't much to be done with it.
ur pale skin color dazzles me, I prefer ur wife's
i aint sayin u shud marry Melanin, but u could use some color in ur life
unless I'm missing something with 'Melanin' it's a pretty goofy, but light way to say he's pale. Fair angle, kind of weak
the bitch got like 4 lips you will regret it at sunset
as far as french kisses goes he'll be surprised when it ends with a baguette
setup is crazy all over the place. The idea is funny, but going from French kiss to baguette could've been handled better.

So, I'm noticing a lot of second vs third person in the same bar. Your closer, for example, you're talking to him in the setup but about him in the punch. That can be slightly jarring imo, so your wording needs to be good to compensate for it. Try to keep the perspective you're writing in consistent for each bar and it may help. Your setups are doing a little too much sometimes. Keep them simple, because if theu get weird, it takes away from impact before your bar has a chance to really land. My favorite bars of yours were the opener and closer - good uses of details unique to the pic (buttons and French kiss).



IM STRAPPED IN! He’s is too but the ropes are killin em
Y’all thought he was funny? Soon he’ll be a dead joke like Robin Williams
there's potential with being strapped or on the ropes, but the punch itself is barely related... Also I have to think some comedians have died since Robin Williams
Fuck this dude, the fugly pics need to stop
we see this turkey legs next to muffin top....slow that down I said this turd keys next to muff ina top!
I hate you
Fat like a cash cow; amen in the background - attitude like fuck it
Prolly eat lunch w ur cousins; U’ll get “aired” like Netflix shows and you love it
I regret this league
They said I was a genius at this craft, they said you were just trash now
Cause you ain’t amountain to nothing unless it’s literally in ur background
this is probably your best punch. Interpret as you wish
You look like Hush if he were fat dumb and happy; where is your pappy?
Finny in pics; Sharp w the sticks - music teacher yet ur hair isn’t nappy
I don't get it at all

I think Mac was somehow more consistent but this is a weak showing from both

V/mac

[Bomb Bard]

Zelph verse was garbage. Sorry man I’ve seen better from your. Your opener hardly rhymes. Only bar I liked was the a mountain bar and still was light



Vs


i see u dressed up for the call, dude doesnt flicker
ironic how a suit, a wood and a desperate widow ends in the same picture

The jake gyllenhaal was lols but verse was light. You didn’t have much to work with.


Macs misses were better

V/mac

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Zelph got this

Thought Mac would win after his dope opener but the rest was wack.

Zelph didn’t have any bangers but he hovered slightly ABOVE the whack line

[Resin M-I-C]

dead joke is an old one
turd keys is a troll line
netflix was light
amountain is ok
dont even know was music teacher is


vs


liked the button concept
jake wasnt a diss
nahh at desperate widow
missing something with melanin
baguette nope


netlfix and amountain was eh but not horrible, zelph ur better than this.. mac’s opener was decent

coin toss .. v zelph

[Sharp]

@Mac @Zaddy