Think back to the first time you ever got SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL lol. What was the reason???

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I'm more surprised at the shit I didn't get suspension for rather than the shit I did get suspension for. Punched a teacher, although he did slap my head light-heartedly first, I just reacted in affect. Also hit a freshman that was messing with my chair with his foot during a school play, thinking I wouldn't do anything when my class teacher was sitting next to him despite me warning him a couple times already. I didn't get a solid hit cus I couldn't turn and reach far enough but hit his cheek enough to make a sound and people go quiet. "Don't look at me, I didn't see anything", was her reply when dude looked towards her. Stole pencils/text-books/erasers/yogurt etc. Me and 2 friends got high during a school ball after having been drinking with other people, got caught by a teacher but dude was cool about it, just gave us a real scare with stupid af smalltalk that made no sense.

That said, detentions etc is a pretty retarded low life thing to get, especially repeatedly. It's silly stupid shit that made sure my grades didn't get any better except for stealing books/pencils etc.