Think back to the first time you ever got SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL lol. What was the reason???
 

Yo lmao. As much fighting and craziness as i was involved in throughout school... Dog. I think my first ever suspension was for egging a nigga right in the face at school yo lmmfaoooo. Ya. Elwayed that shit at dudes face... TD nigga.

Obviously suspended more times than i can remember for fighting or even getting caught wandering halls skipping class. We used to have slap boxing tournaments inbetween periods that normally ended up getting pretty heated and serious. So a lot of would get suspended for that.

Lmao.. School was fun yo.

I remember running full speed past the main office in grade school. Eas going to william levering middle at the time... Remember those stick bombs you would squeeze and they would pop and you shake it up and throw it quick lmao.. Ya.. Tossed one smack in the principles office on the run by son... Never got caught for that one but IK HE WAS PISSED LMMFAOOOO

I didn't like school, I was pretty popular. My girl was the 'courtwarming queen', although I wasn't even nominated for the king.. so even though I went to it some other dude who went with some other girl got to be crowned. LMAO, it didn't really bother me though.

But as far as being suspended, was suspended twice for fighting in high school. I got what we called ISS which is in school suspension. For sleeping in study hall I had this crazy bitch for a study hall lady i'd put my head down and sleep during it, she'd tell me not to i'd do it again, and again, give me a 'dention', didn't go to it. Got ISS multiple times.

Whats funny about that though is there is a retard room in the basment, and its probably that way in every school. They aren't actually retarded retarded, just really stupid and semi retarded. For the day if you get ISS. And I couldn't believe the shit I saw, they're taking the same tests and the teachers are literally giving them the answers to the tests. Like they think thats helping them or something. Shit was crazy I didn't know it existed until I got ISS.

So I don't have any good stories.. other than I got to see that there was a weird retard room in our schools basment that know one knew about that 'teachers' gave everyone the answers to the tests.

Smacked a classmate for stickin' up his middle finger @ me, think that was like 4th grade...he got detention.

In house suspension was the worst. Smh. What a joke. Basically that shit was jail without the bars. Stuck in a room for 8 hrs. Only saving grace was other people you knew might be there with u. But damn.. Depending on who the supervisor was that shit was miserable.

nah there was like a literal place in the basement of my school that I never knew about... and all that semi retarded kids were there and thats what they did all day... and teachers gave them the answers to the test, thats real... and I was like WTF I didn't say anything but actuaclly I dunno if yall helping them or not.

Heating up metal tongues and branding people in science class.
Smuggling weed on the Disneyland Paris trip.
Dissing a teachers mom.
Setting porn screenshots on the school computers
Breaking the fire escape doors
Destroying someone’s woodwork project
Throwing a glass bottle at a teacher
2x for fighting
2x for drinking on school property

Uhh I never got suspended from school


I probably shouldn’t be here

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I'm more surprised at the shit I didn't get suspension for rather than the shit I did get suspension for. Punched a teacher, although he did slap my head light-heartedly first, I just reacted in affect. Also hit a freshman that was messing with my chair with his foot during a school play, thinking I wouldn't do anything when my class teacher was sitting next to him despite me warning him a couple times already. I didn't get a solid hit cus I couldn't turn and reach far enough but hit his cheek enough to make a sound and people go quiet. "Don't look at me, I didn't see anything", was her reply when dude looked towards her. Stole pencils/text-books/erasers/yogurt etc. Me and 2 friends got high during a school ball after having been drinking with other people, got caught by a teacher but dude was cool about it, just gave us a real scare with stupid af smalltalk that made no sense.

That said, detentions etc is a pretty retarded low life thing to get, especially repeatedly. It's silly stupid shit that made sure my grades didn't get any better except for stealing books/pencils etc.

yea school was weird. i never really got caught for the 'worst' things i did (setting off fireworks, beating the snot out of someone, stealing from a teacher like straight out of his pocket, throwing a chair at a substitute etcetera) but i got absolutely blasted twice for what i thought were minor things

one was pissing a teacher off (guy played football with us and absolutely sucked and i was tryna win) to the point he begged me to hit him so i could get expelled - i was apparently inciting violence idk? the other was treating a real exam like a mock exam because it was a subject i didn't care for. like IT. i just wrote irreverent, mostly sexual answers and some comedy scripts and conspiracy theories. lowkey think my headmaster was a mason, now that i think about it. much rebel. i was 15.

anyway i got sent home for one of these shits for a week and sent to a 'behavioural rehab institute' for a month because of the other. that was wild - the kids that were there. valuable experience.

letting a stink bomb off in the head's office is a tried and tested classic lmao. good shit. and yea isolation, as we called it, the in-house suspension, was such a mental confinement - like school wasn't bad enough. suspensions were cool if not for the heat i got from pops. used to just play videogames all day.

Me and some friends went to a pet store down the street from the high school. Bought some mice and released them in the school. I guess at least one found its way into the cafeteria. The kid who actually released them (i just watched) was EXPELLED. I felt kinda bad

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