Week 8: FGR (4-3) VS. ORC (3-2) - ORC WINS

Answer · 05-29-2020, 10:54 AM

Yeesh — Ya whole style is fucking tragic
Looking like someone asked Joe Metts to sign up for the Summer Classic

Not really that familiar with Joe Metts, so this ones a miss for me

You look like you’d clean the plates at a pizza place
Irony is wearing High Vis when you’re 305lb & can be seen from Space

This is funny, clever, well worded

Orc got an 08 Prius. I gotta do better, king
People asking bout Miracle Whip. He says “yeah, I put it on everything”

Pretty sure miracle whip bars have been used on him millions of times, but everything else about this bar is well done

#Beardgang, baby... ain’t it looking slick?!
My guyyy. That moustache got Connectivity Issues that 5G couldn’t fix

Again, funny and slick. Your style always seems to be very succinct and clean

Hey Piggy, Piggy. That face is a vibe
Your girl brings Home the Bacon & she never worked a day in her life

Lol tbh I laughed more at "that face is a vibe" than the punch. The bar itself is just calling him a pig which is a bit juvenile as a diss

What the fuck r u doing!? You’re supposed to stack the roof
Your Insulation Technique is a combination of late night snacks & booze

Gonna be honest, I didn't really get the association with insulation and booze/snacks unless you're just talking about an insulated lunchbox or something, in which case nah not feeling it

A fat hick loser. That’s quite impressive
Just a Trick witha Pencil & I’d Heath Ledger the shit thru ya eye in seconds

Cool closer

You won't survive against me. No one is giving this man hope
When i pull the shotty, I'll keep pumping til its empty like you ran outta that handsoap

This is ok, wording could've been better

This dude being strong is smoke n mirrors..his "muscles" ain't causing harm
biceps look swollen cuz that tight ass shirt is cutting circulation off to his arm

kinda funny, I did a double take at the picture and I can imagine this hitting harder for a certain photo, but I don't think the visual supports the bar. The sleeves are riding up, but it seems like a fairly normal-fitting shirt to me.

I write 24/7 to exercise my creativity. There really isnt any other way
You gotta put in the legwork to beat me, n judging from your physique you've skipped that everyday

I like this

You were a legend on this site, battle after battle you've shown the best, doom
I've visualize your glory as a whole, now your sucking dicks in this truck stop restroom

Nah I'm not feeling this one, the gloryhole wp is flawed in execution but it's also just a weird thing to say "I'll visualize your glory as a whole"

When it comes to being gay....He is borderline like a Mexican
One headphone off, thats to hear when guys are knocking on the stall next to him

Nah not really feeling this

I mean it bro..you were the GOAT on netcees..you had free roam
I'd say don't let it go to your head but it could really help that peanut sized dome

This is ok, the idea isn't super out-of-the-box

There's no way u can beat me w/ garbage lines. if your planning to win I'll foil it
Great job picking the perfect spot to write cuz your shit belongs in the trash or a toliet

Kinda the same comment as above tbh, think the wording could've been more harsh

highlights -
high vis, miracle whip, 5g vs. legwork and handsoap

from orc, the joe metts and insulation bars and the 2 gloryhole bars from fgr were misses for me. Line length really isn't a factor for me, I think as far as content orc just did a better job of wording and executing his bars, which caused them to land harder.

mvgt orc

05-29-2020, 10:54 AM	#10
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	Yeesh — Ya whole style is fucking tragic Looking like someone asked Joe Metts to sign up for the Summer Classic Not really that familiar with Joe Metts, so this ones a miss for me You look like you’d clean the plates at a pizza place Irony is wearing High Vis when you’re 305lb & can be seen from Space This is funny, clever, well worded Orc got an 08 Prius. I gotta do better, king People asking bout Miracle Whip. He says “yeah, I put it on everything” Pretty sure miracle whip bars have been used on him millions of times, but everything else about this bar is well done #Beardgang, baby... ain’t it looking slick?! My guyyy. That moustache got Connectivity Issues that 5G couldn’t fix Again, funny and slick. Your style always seems to be very succinct and clean Hey Piggy, Piggy. That face is a vibe Your girl brings Home the Bacon & she never worked a day in her life Lol tbh I laughed more at "that face is a vibe" than the punch. The bar itself is just calling him a pig which is a bit juvenile as a diss What the fuck r u doing!? You’re supposed to stack the roof Your Insulation Technique is a combination of late night snacks & booze Gonna be honest, I didn't really get the association with insulation and booze/snacks unless you're just talking about an insulated lunchbox or something, in which case nah not feeling it A fat hick loser. That’s quite impressive Just a Trick witha Pencil & I’d Heath Ledger the shit thru ya eye in seconds Cool closer You won't survive against me. No one is giving this man hope When i pull the shotty, I'll keep pumping til its empty like you ran outta that handsoap This is ok, wording could've been better This dude being strong is smoke n mirrors..his "muscles" ain't causing harm biceps look swollen cuz that tight ass shirt is cutting circulation off to his arm kinda funny, I did a double take at the picture and I can imagine this hitting harder for a certain photo, but I don't think the visual supports the bar. The sleeves are riding up, but it seems like a fairly normal-fitting shirt to me. I write 24/7 to exercise my creativity. There really isnt any other way You gotta put in the legwork to beat me, n judging from your physique you've skipped that everyday I like this You were a legend on this site, battle after battle you've shown the best, doom I've visualize your glory as a whole, now your sucking dicks in this truck stop restroom Nah I'm not feeling this one, the gloryhole wp is flawed in execution but it's also just a weird thing to say "I'll visualize your glory as a whole" When it comes to being gay....He is borderline like a Mexican One headphone off, thats to hear when guys are knocking on the stall next to him Nah not really feeling this I mean it bro..you were the GOAT on netcees..you had free roam I'd say don't let it go to your head but it could really help that peanut sized dome This is ok, the idea isn't super out-of-the-box There's no way u can beat me w/ garbage lines. if your planning to win I'll foil it Great job picking the perfect spot to write cuz your shit belongs in the trash or a toliet Kinda the same comment as above tbh, think the wording could've been more harsh highlights - high vis, miracle whip, 5g vs. legwork and handsoap from orc, the joe metts and insulation bars and the 2 gloryhole bars from fgr were misses for me. Line length really isn't a factor for me, I think as far as content orc just did a better job of wording and executing his bars, which caused them to land harder. mvgt orc Last edited by Answer; 05-29-2020 at 10:57 AM.