Week 8: Coop (1-1) vs. evaD (0-1) - DAVE WINS

[Victor.]

Originally Posted by evaD

That name must be regrettable - don’t know who you used to be
But muthafucka I’m imPeckable, da fuck something from ‘coop’ gon do to me?!
... I kinda like this .
So Fuck you and your Plastic Scene the chrome is home but you missing one
So when me Animate show up at his place you gonna see a Chicken Run
.... cool wp here. Don’t work really two ways but good enough and a nice tie in the the name
He thinks gun bars are unhard but that don’t mean shit to me
Browning on Both Sides when I light him up like Rotisserie
... lol cool
He dropped a mag but what a drag. Dude could suck the fun out a balloon
And he prolly ducked when he heard Royce drop that gun bar in Boom
... nah but thanks for reminding me about that song
Negative shit from this irrelevant bitch, you nearly made me hate the art
No show verse last week the only time your lines will make a chart
....nah not at all sir
And since I moved in with his mother I came to see this loser’s roots
But she said it’s time I flew the coop.... so ima shoot him off the roof
....no. This seems like low hanging fruit bro
I’ll Butcher your Paltry verses, I’m not one to mess with man
So ill exit the match with a feather in my cap just like I’m a Redskins fan...cool

Originally Posted by Coop

Psss... I figured it out:

evaD ain't a legend in disguise. ALL his "ill" lines wouldn't fill ONE haiku
We've been lied to: his Onlyfans are the men he's subscribed to
....that’s tight I like this
Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame
Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games
.....nice. Wording kinda off but I like
Dave has problems getting a rise & can't actually afford the pill cost
But he thinks he'll get hard if his verses are tits up, ass cheeks, & feel soft
.... nah bro not at all
Gave his bitch ass a pity vote & that shit he wrote? Witty? Nope... STILL lost
I'd give em a knife to slit his throat, but he aint sharp-witted enough to peel floss
.....not feeling this
I know your dyslexic ass loves anagrams, but you still can't see the truth
How long till he realizes his girl's text: "U emailing V?" is "im leaVing U!"
....lmao this is really bad
Ur a fuckin shame. Ppl call you "whats his name?" not cuz it's reversed, instead:
it's cuz your lines only show a flash of life, like I put a shotgun to ya verse's head
.... good concept didn’t execute it


Call the fight, ref

Coop had the worst and best lines of this barre


Dave was consistent.. but had some ehh shit



I gotta go wit the best line here and that’s cops opener


Vote coo


This was close tho