Week 7: Barcotic (2-2) vs. Wanderer (2-2) -WANDERER WINS

Answer · 05-21-2020, 06:50 PM

Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue

I know this has been the line a lot of people have harped on but I don't hate it. The wp is obviously a little bit awkward in reality and I don't see any evidence anywhere that blue bruises are worse than purple bruises, but the overall the idea is dope and it's a decent bar

When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander?
Cuz my Enfield will turn this player to a ghost without kevin costner

Seems like an obscure reference but this is ok

I plan on leaving big tracks for when the pigs flash their lights
They'll scrape Wander off a path...and not care bc he did that in life

Ok idea, i think the execution could've been better

I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters
2 wessons, zoo entrance; pay a price when I come thru w Revolvers

I'm not 100% sure that every zoo entrance actually has revolving doors, so this might not land for some people - but I've experienced this and I know what you're talking about. and I think maybe you could've extended this with something about animals to make it hit harder, but its ok

I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death
Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests

I think you could've done a little more with this

English fgt you not a threat, don't get offended if I slap mouth
Your idea of a Tea KO is drinking a good blend until you pass out

I really wasn't feeling this at all, I know you're a much better writer than this

Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week

solid opener

My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice

the barkeep idea is is played but the overall execution here was decent and it was a strong bar

ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day
Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play

Nah, I'm not feeling this at all sorry. The associations you've got going on are too abstract and "softplay" is kind of an obscure term

an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck

I'm going off the assumption that this is a high knees wp, this is solid

Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls
Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls

Eh not really feeling this, sound effect bars are already a risky endeavor but there's no world where a gun would sustain a whistling sound long enough to replicate a cartoon fall

Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that
Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat

Nah, not really digging this association with calling it a grey wedge.

highlights

Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do
Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue
I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death
Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests

vs.

Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek
That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week
My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life
Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice
an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex
If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck

Wanderer's verse had highers highs and lower lows, and tbh I think when he missed he reallly missed. I'm not gonna lie, Barc was much more polished overall and a bit more consistent, but if I were to rank all the bars in this battle, I think wanderer has at least 3 out of the top 4 bars of this battle. I think this is just a case where Barc came in and expected an easy win, so he threw together a quick verse and wanderer stepped up his game and landed some decent punches and I don't think Barc had anything strong enough to really control the momentum in this battle.

At the end of the day, wanderer is doing what people who elevate do. He's faced with a tough opponent, drops a verse that's better than what people are used to, and ends up pulling off an upset. Hopefully he keeps trying to improve on himself because I think he can be a top competitor with some more consistency.

mvgt - Wand

05-21-2020, 06:50 PM	#13
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,703 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue I know this has been the line a lot of people have harped on but I don't hate it. The wp is obviously a little bit awkward in reality and I don't see any evidence anywhere that blue bruises are worse than purple bruises, but the overall the idea is dope and it's a decent bar When I fire my old rifle at this joke, will help get to wander? Cuz my Enfield will turn this player to a ghost without kevin costner Seems like an obscure reference but this is ok I plan on leaving big tracks for when the pigs flash their lights They'll scrape Wander off a path...and not care bc he did that in life Ok idea, i think the execution could've been better I really don't give a fuck too, I'ma rush dude w some monsters 2 wessons, zoo entrance; pay a price when I come thru w Revolvers I'm not 100% sure that every zoo entrance actually has revolving doors, so this might not land for some people - but I've experienced this and I know what you're talking about. and I think maybe you could've extended this with something about animals to make it hit harder, but its ok I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests I think you could've done a little more with this English fgt you not a threat, don't get offended if I slap mouth Your idea of a Tea KO is drinking a good blend until you pass out I really wasn't feeling this at all, I know you're a much better writer than this Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week solid opener My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice the barkeep idea is is played but the overall execution here was decent and it was a strong bar ya’ll childlike when wand slay, fists leave u slow like an off day Bounce u off walls & countless obstacles til ur buried in a pit, shit’s like soft play Nah, I'm not feeling this at all sorry. The associations you've got going on are too abstract and "softplay" is kind of an obscure term an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck I'm going off the assumption that this is a high knees wp, this is solid Last thing u see’s the beam thru ur whip. High velocity metal carve thru walls Silencer on.. Everyone hearing a whistle & a crash like lengthy cartoon falls Eh not really feeling this, sound effect bars are already a risky endeavor but there's no world where a gun would sustain a whistling sound long enough to replicate a cartoon fall Might wield the battle-axe! dream up a chance against me & It’ll shatter that Russian roulette... Im scrapping’ that. It’s the grey wedge sticking out ur forehead like a trapper hat Nah, not really digging this association with calling it a grey wedge. highlights Steel pipe circling dude, yall already kno what it'll certainly do Belt in this Tyke Wand. Oh and his waist will go from purple to blue I keep a chrome close, ready to leave homo shot to death Have a brush w/ a sig that could bring back photoshop requests vs. Who’s barcotic? A whining faggot who sways coz he’s a wack, unappealing geek That answer took u by surprise.. tho none of us were shocked when we HE killed u last week My boys all equipped with tools that’ll end ur fuckin life Don’t know what kinda company Barkeep... but they never shook cans or put anyone on ice an unfit blob who can’t even jog. My workout heavy... ur mad man if u flex If u pullin out them Heinies it’s cos I broke beer bottles & jabbed em in ur neck Wanderer's verse had highers highs and lower lows, and tbh I think when he missed he reallly missed. I'm not gonna lie, Barc was much more polished overall and a bit more consistent, but if I were to rank all the bars in this battle, I think wanderer has at least 3 out of the top 4 bars of this battle. I think this is just a case where Barc came in and expected an easy win, so he threw together a quick verse and wanderer stepped up his game and landed some decent punches and I don't think Barc had anything strong enough to really control the momentum in this battle. At the end of the day, wanderer is doing what people who elevate do. He's faced with a tough opponent, drops a verse that's better than what people are used to, and ends up pulling off an upset. Hopefully he keeps trying to improve on himself because I think he can be a top competitor with some more consistency. mvgt - Wand Last edited by Answer; 05-21-2020 at 06:53 PM.