Week 6: Orc (1-2) vs. UserName (0-0) - ORC WINS

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A large sloppy nerd on a heart-stopping splurge!?
My guyyy. You look like Seth if he ever lost to another Barcotic verse

funny opener, a bit on the simple side but it lands

A 285lb ginger guy that can barely run
Knew I’d see an Ugly Orange Sweater. I didn’t think you’d be wearing one

This is clever, I like it

Heavyset Hipster is oneee helluva look, bud
That Muscle ain’t Relaxed. It’s wearing a Kimono & getting a Foot Rub

This is jokes

This massive blob’s done. He had a traaagic prom run
No girls grabbed his johnson.. rap name shoulda been no-Action Bronson

Also funny but this one doesn't land quite as hard as the others, I think you could've taken a better angle to this

You CANT see me. Fuck a big Blind kid
Rocking frames so damn Thickkk they’d be at home in a 6ix9ine vid

cool, current reference

A pale Ginger slob whos weights certainly gaining
This nerd is amazing. You look like you get Sunburn when it’s Raining

Another one that I'd prefer some more complexity to

PLEASE man, listen. Don’t eat that biscuit!
2metre Griffin. Waistband COVID friendly how it Keep that Distance

Decent, even though I'm already kinda tired of covid bars as a whole

A Gatekeeper for text. My style totalllly godly
If you Hold the Door too it’s because Bran Stark took over ya body

Good closer, I think maybe the wording could've been a bit smoother though



I think I’m quitting this league; I just don’t have the time y’all
To diss a guy’s hair, that looks like someone glued drapes over drywall

Funny, more on the simple side though

I bet you take a pause to swallow
It’s all rocky when you have a neck like the topographical map of Colorado

This is funny, still a bit simple but more creative than the previous bar imo

You’re a stealthy guy, I bet you do a ton of moving in silence
With a neck so long, his special skill is tying his shoes with his eyelids

Nah I wasnt really feeling this one, too abstract & weird for my preference

I bet you rock jeans with a flare cut, I’m not saying I care, but…
I definitely can’t call any man straight who rocks handlebars as a haircut

Still too far on the spectrum of simplicity for me

And that ‘Stache… Jesus, I know you and Blue messaged for hours
But switch it up, man… I already battled two Dirty Sanchez’s at Prowlers

cool

neck is muscular as fuck, like you couldn't stop at first
looks like you held your breath, and haven't stopped since birth

nah not really feeling this angle

We're engaged in battle, but I don't even feel like dissin' his pics
Our war pales in comparison to the one he's had with his barber... since he was six

okay

If there’s A Land Before Time, then your neck’s the type to beat me
But Instead it looks like it craves adventures with Cera, Ducky, Spike and Petrie

really not a fan of the overall wording and execution here. Concept is okay, but I think you could've run with this in a different way

Overall LOTB for me was ugly orange sweater from Orc. Both sides kinda had similar styles and a lot of jokes which made this a fun read, but I think Orc took some wittier angles, and I think his general word choice just resonated with me more and was slightly more creative. Flow/multis don't really have much of an impact on my vote, but I think orc had a considerable advantage in those categories as well.

Dope battle from both sides

Overall mvgt Orc