Week 5: Barcotic (1-1) vs. Seth (1-2) - BARC WINS

[Cashius]

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
-Cool little jab. Nothing crazy but solid.


Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
-I liked this. Felt like it hit.


His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
-Liked this too. Again, not a haymaker...but solid.


It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
-Saw Orc do a similar combing concept against Karpis. Also, felt the punch was a bit light.


I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
-I’ve seen the Departed and read this line a lot of times. Still can’t get the wordplay. Sorry.


Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
-This felt really basic to me. The personal gives it a bit more but wasn’t really loving this.


The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
-This is just ok to me. Again, the personal touch makes it better. Just not a heavy hit.


This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
-This is ok. Just a bit simple.


Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
-Nice little jab. Definitely a pattern. A lot of little personal jabs that aren’t over the top creatively but still solid.


Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
-Read this a few times and couldn’t get it.





every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
-I thought this was good. Cool angle.


get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
-I liked this. Creative concept, everything connected. I don’t see the connection to how you set it up...but a good generic.


bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
-Wasn’t really digging this one. I see what you’re trying to do with the drops connection. Just a bit of a stretch to me. Also, the glass half full/.500 thing is a stretch also.


it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
-Not a fan of this even after the google.


we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
-Roomba for wordplay was cool. Never seen it. Cleaning the floor connection made it better. The “needing room” as a punch took off some of the sting. But cool line.


claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
-Too simple for my liking.


I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
-Cool line. Not a huge hit but I liked it.


this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
-This is ok. Grass/weed thing is obviously nothing fresh. The personal carries it a bit.


so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
-The fact you put the snail thing before the verse kind of ruins this for me. Even without that I don’t love it.

how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
- Cool jab.


This was really close for me. Gonna have to read straight through each verse. I feel like Barc was more consistent but Seth had the more creative verse.

After reading again, I have to go with Barc. I feel like pretty much every line had a personal touch and even though Seth’s style is more what I like with the more creativity and connections, I think he had more misses and more generics. Very fun read from both. I’m glad you guys finally made this happen.

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