Week 5: Barcotic (1-1) vs. Seth (1-2) - BARC WINS
 

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@Barcotic
@Da Brayn Lord

20

20 it is. Don't duck

I'll have mine sent in early. You're done, clown

You poked the bear
 

...Knucklehead aka Seth Canfield

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed

No extension. No excuses. No mercy

Ext

OKAY MICHAEL ELLISON THE GARDENER WITH SHARK DICK TATTOOS AND A MOTHER THAT LOOKS LIKE GAIL THE SNAIL FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY

every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet

Lmao fire battle. will have to digest and come back to this

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
took me a few minutes, decent here
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
wasnt feeling
His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
decent
It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
no
I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
i get the concept but the DiCaprio wordplay doesn’t work
Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
no lol
The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
the punch is that crisis workers should take notes from him? Oh brother
This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
lmao I liked this, simple and effective. cool
Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
nah
Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
wheres the punch? Having a filler as a closer isn’t smart


1 nice
2 decent
7 misses


Vs


every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
lol solid opener
get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
good again
bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
nah not feelin
it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
had to look it up, decent
we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
nah
claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
nah
I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
cool
this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
ok
so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
ok again
how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
nah

3 good
2 ok
1 decent
4 misses


Barc I feel like you didn’t come prepared into this one, seemed like you lacked ammo and went light. Seth you did better but some of those throwaways could’ve been swapped out for better bars. Sort of a close battle but not really, I have seth winning by a decent margin.


Vote Seth

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
-dece
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
-lol
His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
-ok overall
It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
-fire. very relative to this battle
I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
-yup
Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
-statementish
The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
-nah
This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
-lol
Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
-nope
Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
-no


Vs.


every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
-so so
get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
-cool
bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
-dope
it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
-no
we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
-nope
claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
-miss
I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
-ehh
this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
-lol
so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
-ok
how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
-nah






V/Bar

every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
- I fuck with this
get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
- Decent flip to an old concept
bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
- IGHT, I like it.
it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
-Eh, ok.
we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
-No.
claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
-nah
I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
-LOL, eh decsnt
this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
IGHT, not bad.
so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
LOL okay, fair.
how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
LOL good closer

both came with it but I'm edging this one to Barcotic. I thought his wording was a bit better and a bit more personal. VERY VERY CLOSE though.


vs


This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
-Decent
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
-Eh decent.
His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
- I see where you going but you could have worded this better.
It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
- LOL, FIRE
I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
- Eh decent.
Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
-Eh, nah
The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
- LOL, eh okay.
This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
- Lol okay cool
Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
- LMFAO, yikes.
Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
NO

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
-Cool little jab. Nothing crazy but solid.


Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
-I liked this. Felt like it hit.


His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
-Liked this too. Again, not a haymaker...but solid.


It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
-Saw Orc do a similar combing concept against Karpis. Also, felt the punch was a bit light.


I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
-I’ve seen the Departed and read this line a lot of times. Still can’t get the wordplay. Sorry.


Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
-This felt really basic to me. The personal gives it a bit more but wasn’t really loving this.


The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
-This is just ok to me. Again, the personal touch makes it better. Just not a heavy hit.


This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
-This is ok. Just a bit simple.


Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
-Nice little jab. Definitely a pattern. A lot of little personal jabs that aren’t over the top creatively but still solid.


Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
-Read this a few times and couldn’t get it.





every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
-I thought this was good. Cool angle.


get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
-I liked this. Creative concept, everything connected. I don’t see the connection to how you set it up...but a good generic.


bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
-Wasn’t really digging this one. I see what you’re trying to do with the drops connection. Just a bit of a stretch to me. Also, the glass half full/.500 thing is a stretch also.


it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
-Not a fan of this even after the google.


we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
-Roomba for wordplay was cool. Never seen it. Cleaning the floor connection made it better. The “needing room” as a punch took off some of the sting. But cool line.


claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
-Too simple for my liking.


I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
-Cool line. Not a huge hit but I liked it.


this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
-This is ok. Grass/weed thing is obviously nothing fresh. The personal carries it a bit.


so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
-The fact you put the snail thing before the verse kind of ruins this for me. Even without that I don’t love it.

how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
- Cool jab.


This was really close for me. Gonna have to read straight through each verse. I feel like Barc was more consistent but Seth had the more creative verse.

After reading again, I have to go with Barc. I feel like pretty much every line had a personal touch and even though Seth’s style is more what I like with the more creativity and connections, I think he had more misses and more generics. Very fun read from both. I’m glad you guys finally made this happen.

Vote-Barcotic

Neither verse was impressive to me. Although, Barc was more consistent. Brain had a couple good hits but I couldn’t get in a groove with his shit with the lack of consistency.

Barc at least had a few scattered in there so he gets my vote.

Vote- Barc

Barcotic :
This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
^ Alright way to open

Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
^ ehhh not feeling really

His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
^ alright decent

It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
^ dope

I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
^ not getting it

Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
^ decent here

The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
^ okay okay

This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
^ liked this

Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
^ was okay

Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
^ don’t think this works as a closer.

Seth:
every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
^ good opener

get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
^ ‘twas decent

bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
^ I don’t know had potential

it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
^ wasn’t a huge fan

we miss u being gone, a cheating faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
^ decent

claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
^ thought you could have worked on this bar a little more

I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
^ okay decent

this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
^ ehh okay

so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
^ okay

how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
^ lol decent closer

Think Bar was more consistent here, but Seth did have some bars sprinkled throughout. Good matchup fellas

V/Barc

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene

Nice
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat

Nice again

His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums

Didn’t enjoy the set up was a bit awkward. Punch was light to me man

It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite

This is fireee

I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
Don’t like this kind of stuff I’m sorry. I don’t get it. I feel like Zelph. The cap pre opened? Am I way off?

Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
Light but relevant and clean

The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis

This is fire again IMO

This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body

Could have set it up better but nice personal

Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office

Poor set up again. Don’t worry about rhyming so much. You’re at your best when it’s cleaner and fluid. Less words. The punch is funny

Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed

Didn’t like this one man. Not sure I get it to be fair




Vs



This was a good read, appreciate the effort from both. I think Bar was a little more selective with his wording and fine tuned his bars to hit more. Seth got a little bit lazy towards the end which hurt him. Both had some fire bars.

I think Bar won

Barc wins