Week 5: Barcotic (1-1) vs. Seth (1-2) - BARC WINS

[Aura]

This hater can die. I slay w the nines, so try me
We'll only remember Canfield as a way to describe the crime scene
-dece
Biased bunch of hacks, I'm negative 5 every time I'm up to bat
Voting is in no Wayfair..but neither is buying everything online bc you fat
-lol
His soft jabs are nonfactual. Still the twat's laughing, it's dumb
If he says I'm Bald, Eagle in his mouth says he stops flapping his gums
-ok overall
It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
-fire. very relative to this battle
I'ma be blasting most at his massive nose cuz I wanna maul
Make sure I keep shooting the departed, DiCaprio-Pinned on the wall
-yup
Brags about a weak classic full of cheap cats n guys who suck...
Ain't seen anyone so Lifted from a Free Pass since high school blunts
-statementish
The doofus stays within a toothpick of what thread mike's in
Forrrrrreal his response time could inspire solutions to our next crisis
-nah
This person's a slob, worst at his job n throws dirt on a hobby?
Here's an idea; forget about my body of work and work on your body
-lol
Seth definitely hasn't deadlifted often. Weak rep shit/no losses
His idea of a Work Out Routine is checking my fb as he exits his office
-nope
Zero attempts stress me, not even his best left me annoyed
Bring my Auntie into this? Okay, I put $1000 on seth getting destroyed
-no


Vs.


every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
-so so
get smacked cus ur soft, a fuckin' joke that clings to legends. always wackin em off
if I'm swingin' hands round a square, u'll always see a clown popped like jack-in-the-box
-cool
bitches about his .500 record, he NEEDS to be seen positive or it 'ain't fair'
look at the glass half full all you want, you still got a few drops to even make it there
-dope
it's showtime! mutilation when I'm killin this dude
lift u off the ground, rip ur arms off & throw em to the crowd like Bobby Matadors finishin move
-no
we miss u being gone, a cheatin faggot 4eva. i'ma bring the doom ya whore
everyone can't wait for me to clean the floor with u & show why we needed roomba for
-nope
claims he's a text God?! You're a retard, soft & sweet like gelatin
me givin' you this L a sin? ain't close to the personal hell ma has for getting an Ellison
-miss
I get the chedda & cream, my haymakers are always clever & clean
I'm an alien.. One punch'll have your face opening up like the predator screamed
-ehh
this gardner ain't shit. I got the product in the trunk & it's that mighty stuff
if you gets pulled over with bags of grass in the back, u didn't tie the hefty tight enough
-lol
so stop actin' hard, or I'm in Toronto w/ the mask. & after u're hurt from the beatin'
I'll pistol whip moms & drag her up to ur bedroom to give snail trail an even dirtier meanin'
-ok
how can you say you're not bald?! we seen ur pics so be honest!
the way you deny that male pattern is waaay too similar to why you're still in the closet
-nah






V/Bar