Beyond vs. Evolve - {Beyond wins}

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Evolve @Beyond


Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Wednesday,
  June 19th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Sunday, June 16th 2013
• Voting ends Monday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Evolve]

Let's make this interesting.

20.

[Evolve]

@Beyond wanna' drop tonight?

[Beyond]

Check.

[Evolve]

This losers got the queerest antics n it wont be hard to prove this madness,
i've been told I'm a sight for sore eyes... just means this fag only finds me half attractive.
he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
I attract & bang bitches all the time. Evolve having that sex typa fiesty life
most days I have atleast 40 loves.. Bey just gets that in tennis every friday night.
any girl he touches vomits so we know he lies bout giving the broads a beating
only naked girl he's had under his roof was a playboy poster blue tac'd up on his cieling.
It's like GoWs thread shook this fruit.. forced this closet basher under pressure,
cuz if being gay is so un-natural.. tht would make him the most man-made thing ever.
eye jokes are played? nah thts whack, that old sway tactic won't work, diva,
it's just ironic how ur eye drops yet not even a ton of that could fix ur fucked up feature.
If I was half blind I'd kill myself, I seen ur eye on tht mag design nd it made me chuck,
the only time a girl would wink at u is when shes sympthetic trynna make u fit in w/ the rest of us.
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his Chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.
over-rated is an understatement. Ol' man Bey dropping that poor.
I'm going through the 2nd leg... like that colostomy bag wrapped round both of urs.

[Beyond]

Originally Posted by Evolve

I'm against Beyond.... who's Beyond?

Really? Cuz..

I’d ask you the same, u faggity lame. U gobble the chode.
Some people tell me you’re mayn spitz.. and doesn’t even swallow the load.
Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
I’m all in for the crown. U bein 35 is fodder for the round.
While they’re callin u Old Man River I just hope u fuckin fall in one & drown.
We can see who fucks ur girl better & account for a jury.
All they’d see is my Pacemaker wet while yours just gives out in a hurry.
I’m the best in it's propriety, with excellence inside of me.
You’re so full of rust, your best shot at beatin me is of the Tetanus variety.
Fuck an RB 'legend' u hardy peasant. U got a hundred L’s there.
You been livin off your rep. longer than Congress has funded welfare.
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.
There’s no endin the Yond, I’m the fuckin image of God.
I got this win so locked-up it’s chillin in the Phantom Zone w. General Zod.

gl

[Evolve]

@Seth Sceinberg can we get this paddy whacker moved on nd his free posts cleared please duke

[Orc]

he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.


vs



Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.


Beyond more consistent, better wording, cleaner hits, fresher concepts mostly

v/ Beyond

[mimic]

This losers got the queerest antics n it wont be hard to prove this madness,
i've been told I'm a sight for sore eyes... just means this fag only finds me half attractive.
LOL
he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
rofllll
I attract & bang bitches all the time. Evolve having that sex typa fiesty life
most days I have atleast 40 loves.. Bey just gets that in tennis every friday night.
decent..
any girl he touches vomits so we know he lies bout giving the broads a beating
only naked girl he's had under his roof was a playboy poster blue tac'd up on his cieling.
ehh not really...
It's like GoWs thread shook this fruit.. forced this closet basher under pressure,
cuz if being gay is so un-natural.. tht would make him the most man-made thing ever.
cool...
eye jokes are played? nah thts whack, that old sway tactic won't work, diva,
it's just ironic how ur eye drops yet not even a ton of that could fix ur fucked up feature.
haha nice...
If I was half blind I'd kill myself, I seen ur eye on tht mag design nd it made me chuck,
the only time a girl would wink at u is when shes sympthetic trynna make u fit in w/ the rest of us.
hahahahah
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
dope
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his Chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.
nice...
over-rated is an understatement. Ol' man Bey dropping that poor.
I'm going through the 2nd leg... like that colostomy bag wrapped round both of urs.
good closer.

vs

I’d ask you the same, u faggity lame. U gobble the chode.
Some people tell me you’re mayn spitz.. and doesn’t even swallow the load.
ehh... not really
Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
I didn't get this?
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
pretty nice...
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
hahaha
I’m all in for the crown. U bein 35 is fodder for the round.
While they’re callin u Old Man River I just hope u fuckin fall in one & drown.
the concept was there but execution ruined it for me..
We can see who fucks ur girl better & account for a jury.
All they’d see is my Pacemaker wet while yours just gives out in a hurry.
played concept...
I’m the best in it's propriety, with excellence inside of me.
You’re so full of rust, your best shot at beatin me is of the Tetanus variety.
playyed to me...
Fuck an RB 'legend' u hardy peasant. U got a hundred L’s there.
You been livin off your rep. longer than Congress has funded welfare.
cool...
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.
ROFLLLZ
There’s no endin the Yond, I’m the fuckin image of God.
I got this win so locked-up it’s chillin in the Phantom Zone w. General Zod.
cool closer...

This was a fucking dope battle from both. Both came consistent. I think Evolve had the LOTB with either Balaclava upside down line or the half attracted line I felt they were dope personals... Beyond came nice as well I just felt he had a few bars in there that were played such as the 'Pacemaker' wordplay... I'm going to have to go for Evolve because he had more wit and came more direct with the personals...

V/ Evolve

[Evilgenius]

he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.

vs

Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.

Despite those bars I quoted from each, which I thought were the best in each of their verses... Beyond's verse was just way harder hitting and more polished. The wording on Evolve's verse was kinda down-syndrome at times. Some of his rhymes were even forced... Attractive/Madness, mouth/down, diva/feature, poor/yours. It's text rap, mang. You gotta rhyme.

Vote: Beyond

[Frank]

If I was half blind I'd kill myself, I seen ur eye on tht mag design nd it made me chuck,
the only time a girl would wink at u is when shes sympthetic trynna make u fit in w/ the rest of us.

vs


If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.

vote - beyond

[Boredom]

he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.


vs



Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.

this battle was dope as fuck. both came with it, consistency and concept choice were there for both, but all in all beyond's execution n wording lead for the harder hitters overall n made for less misses, his non quotables had a bit more sting as well.

[Joe Metts]

Evolve had blood initiation, under the roof and chin checked. Some bad eye jokes as well. Overall decent.

Bey had also had 3 lines i liked but they're 3 of the better lines I've seen in awhile. Drop soap, jason kidd and dutch oven. Firrrrreeee. Kidd line shoulda thought of that myself.

V/Bey

Overall better verse.

[Strikta]

Evolve:

This losers got the queerest antics n it wont be hard to prove this madness,
i've been told I'm a sight for sore eyes... just means this fag only finds me half attractive.
...Cool opener
he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
...Ok
I attract & bang bitches all the time. Evolve having that sex typa fiesty life
most days I have atleast 40 loves.. Bey just gets that in tennis every friday night.
...Ok
any girl he touches vomits so we know he lies bout giving the broads a beating
only naked girl he's had under his roof was a playboy poster blue tac'd up on his cieling.
...This was tight
It's like GoWs thread shook this fruit.. forced this closet basher under pressure,
cuz if being gay is so un-natural.. tht would make him the most man-made thing ever.
...Nah
eye jokes are played? nah thts whack, that old sway tactic won't work, diva,
it's just ironic how ur eye drops yet not even a ton of that could fix ur fucked up feature.
...Ehh
If I was half blind I'd kill myself, I seen ur eye on tht mag design nd it made me chuck,
the only time a girl would wink at u is when shes sympthetic trynna make u fit in w/ the rest of us.
...Wasn't really feeling
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
...Ok
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his Chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.
...Not working for me
over-rated is an understatement. Ol' man Bey dropping that poor.
I'm going through the 2nd leg... like that colostomy bag wrapped round both of urs.
...Not a real good closer, imo


Beyond:

I’d ask you the same, u faggity lame. U gobble the chode.
Some people tell me you’re mayn spitz.. and doesn’t even swallow the load.
...Cool open
Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
...Dope
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
...Ok
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
...Nice
I’m all in for the crown. U bein 35 is fodder for the round.
While they’re callin u Old Man River I just hope u fuckin fall in one & drown.
...Nice again
We can see who fucks ur girl better & account for a jury.
All they’d see is my Pacemaker wet while yours just gives out in a hurry.
...Cool
I’m the best in it's propriety, with excellence inside of me.
You’re so full of rust, your best shot at beatin me is of the Tetanus variety.
...Nice
Fuck an RB 'legend' u hardy peasant. U got a hundred L’s there.
You been livin off your rep. longer than Congress has funded welfare.
...Eh
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.
...Ill
There’s no endin the Yond, I’m the fuckin image of God.
I got this win so locked-up it’s chillin in the Phantom Zone w. General Zod.
...Ok close

All in all Bey took this, fairly easy too I might add.. he was just more consistent all around. Evolve had some cool ideas, but kinda OD'd on the eye plays. I also think Bey's rhyme scheme & wording was MUCH cleaner than Evolves.. & that made for a more enjoyable read. Nice battle tho, but Bey got this.

Vote- Beyond