whats your best pick up line? - Page 2

Destroyer · 03-28-2019, 08:36 AM

“Put a date on it”

DMS · 03-28-2019, 08:45 AM

I love the alphabet, you know, BCEFGHIJKLMNOPSVWXYZ

Wait, I forgot U R A Q T and to give you the D.

Witty · 03-28-2019, 09:09 AM

Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit?

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

DMS · 03-28-2019, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit?

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

Not sure this will actually get her to go out with you tho, so not a pickup line.

Answer · 03-28-2019, 09:17 AM

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

DMS · 03-28-2019, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

Fuck you and everything you sit for

Aero · 03-28-2019, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Immolate

na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"

LMAO yo that’s pretty effective

zelti · 03-28-2019, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

Lmao

Flow · 03-28-2019, 03:37 PM

I just throw spunk at them and beat my chest whilst screaming until they get the hint I have taken them for my own

Blas · 03-28-2019, 03:40 PM

put a date on it & aero claiming its effective have me in tears, good thread revival

Exis · 03-28-2019, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost1

if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella

Lol this clown...

Miss Netcees · 03-28-2019, 07:29 PM

I'm too beautiful for you smash

Blas · 03-28-2019, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Netcees

I'm too beautiful for you smash

this gun has one bullet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

Big Bolo · 03-28-2019, 11:39 PM

"My dicks 8 inches" it's worked twice was fat bitches...pussy was tight though...

Geno · 03-29-2019, 07:29 AM

I aint never had a dime..
But i fucked five 2s in one night tho

Im lying bout the dime. Not the 2s tho. G shit

Ghost1 · 03-29-2019, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

“Put a date on it”

lmaooooo

DMS · 03-29-2019, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

I hope that bitch has allot of gas.

big baby · 03-30-2019, 01:54 PM

exis stfu u stoop fucka retard OH IS UR MAME GOOGLE CUS stfu lmfaoo googling ideas for post STFU U IDIYPTE fucking dog rapist cum drink canine. bet u fucks couldn't w8 for jake from twilight to turn into wolf lmao lick screen when six pack shows fucks freak idiypte frootc^ stfu

zelti · 03-30-2019, 01:55 PM

So gone

03-28-2019, 09:09 AM	#23
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit? If she says yes, she's a keeper. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-29-2019, 07:29 AM	#35
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	I aint never had a dime.. But i fucked five 2s in one night tho Im lying bout the dime. Not the 2s tho. G shit __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-30-2019, 01:55 PM	#39
zelti Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 346 Rep Power: 0	So gone __________________ Words bitches don’t say: 1. Hazel (hey zel)

03-28-2019, 09:17 AM	#25
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford? my best line about pick ups

03-28-2019, 07:29 PM	#32
Miss Netcees Netcees's Hottest lady <3 Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 99 Rep Power: 335418	I'm too beautiful for you smash

03-28-2019, 11:39 PM	#34
Big Bolo B on the look out Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Not being seen Posts: 785 Rep Power: 0	"My dicks 8 inches" it's worked twice was fat bitches...pussy was tight though...