whats your best pick up line?
 

mine is..

Excuse me, u dropped something. (She looks around herself) then i say "my jaw".


Works everytime. Great icebreaker

I say hi

"I'm PancakeBrah from Netcees"

"I wish you'd swallow my seed, because there's something so natural about you."

I hand her my phone & tell her to put her # in it.

yo can i get a ride tho???

Lol i was at WonderCon a couple years ago and this beautiful young lady was dressed as Kitana from Mortal Kombat. I asked her who she was, she said Kitana.. so i said "get over here!". She was like thats so cute

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

I ask her if she's got raisins, she'll say no. Then I'll ask for her name & number.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLox94zlFc

"how much you pay for rent tho"

Lmao

this was an absolutely incredible post

Curious on how many guys that line wrk on for him tho.

Here's 25 bucks...you get the other 15 after I nut

na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Or, Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for...

if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella

"Wuddup mah, can i hit that raw?"

-geno