First draft is complete.

[uh-oh]

veritas' beard and hair style are just another futile attempt at currying my favor through idolism. i must say its working though. he has a solid beard. i'd like to see it in context. a beard can seem more impressive than it truly is due to the size of the person flourishing it. he might have a pin head for instance, where as im a 7 7/8 head fat monster. i think he is 5'7 149. hats probably 7 1/4. also he keeps his beard like a woman, where as mine just does what it does.

i commend him for rocking the bald head and beard though

on that note i just put a fresh shave on my noggin and im in heaven. bought super legit razors and gel. i got a really expensive set of clippers that basically take it all the way to skin so i've been lazy with it just buzzing it all down with those, and calling it a day. but i took my time and shaved the fuck out of my head, against the grain numerous times just staying lubed up with the gel and good razor. its smooth as fuck. i want to lube it up and put it in a butthole up to my brows