UFC 229 event thread

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Originally Posted by Witty

Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

lmao nicee. NFL games don't start til 1 pm here so i plan on going hard starting now. i don't need to wake up till noonish.

also agreed on pretty much all woman fights. i look forward to maybe 1 in 100. i've never tuned in strictly for a chick fight though.

also waterson is too womanly yo. herrig looks like a rapist. in the best of ways. im somewhat attracted to that dude-man-chick. she looks like she'd jack me off and continue yanking on it after i nut and i'd have to wrestle her and throw her out a window. waterson on the other hand i feel like i'd just pet her hair and kiss her forehead in a strange proud father way