UFC 229 event thread

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Betdsi gave me 10 free fake dollars i put on khabib. I think i'll only win 6 fake dollars. But i had to put my fake money where my mouth has been

No homo

[Witty]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

The spirit of khabibs people put the seed of doubt in conor for you with that shot of terrible vodka

In all seriousness i bet proper twelve is terrible

Had this conversation with a friend earlier today...he tried it and said it's basically relabeled Bushmills...which is quite nice whiskey, but nothing to make a fuss about. I've never tried it tho. And I'm not one of those terrible fans that think Conor takes this no problem...Khabib is a problem...normally I'd make a prediction, but it's a toss up for me...not trying to pussy out, but i really don't know...it depends how the early stages go. Obviously I hope Conor wins, but we'll see.

[The Dead Poet]

El Cucuy and Dom Reyes FTW

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Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

[Witty]

Originally Posted by The Dead Poet

El Cucuy and Dom Reyes FTW

[The Dead Poet]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

I cringe when he talks. I literally will turn a video/interview off it I see he's going to talk. He's also adopted which is why a beaner has the last name Feruson. Anyways the point is every fight he has is a blood bath. He takes risk and lets people hit him and just keeps coming.

[Witty]

HYPED

[The Dead Poet]

oh I'm also leaving out he's an 805 boy....which is my hood.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

Yeah I guess...but watch a fight and tell me you are not entertained.

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Originally Posted by The Dead Poet

I cringe when he talks. I literally will turn a video/interview off it I see he's going to talk. He's also adopted which is why a beaner has the last name Feruson. Anyways the point is every fight he has is a blood bath. He takes risk and lets people hit him and just keeps coming.

word i feel you

i think part of my dislike stems from hearing eddie bravo talk in bewilderment about how he isn't a bigger star and how marketable he is etc etc, when everytime i see him its cringey. but word he is a savage for sure. i don't care for pettis either i think he smashes him.

OSP has never done it for me either.

are these streams way behind? its 10:15 and i feel like the main card is just starting now, just finished with the overdone intro vid and now rogan and them are talking

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also i'm only really posting so much to make sure witty is alive and staying awake lmao

im bout to eat a box of cheez its like a champion

[The Dead Poet]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

word i feel you

i think part of my dislike stems from hearing eddie bravo talk in bewilderment about how he isn't a bigger star and how marketable he is etc etc, when everytime i see him its cringey. but word he is a savage for sure. i don't care for pettis either i think he smashes him.

OSP has never done it for me either.

are these streams way behind? its 10:15 and i feel like the main card is just starting now, just finished with the overdone intro vid and now rogan and them are talking

they're probably only a min or so behind.

[Witty]

Alright...maybe it's the hidden misogynist in me...but I really don't give a fuck about these female fights. They're tough as fuck...they would undoubtedly beat the fuck out of me. But I really don't care about it.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

also i'm only really posting so much to make sure witty is alive and staying awake lmao

im bout to eat a box of cheez its like a champion

Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

[The Dead Poet]

I was posting on the FB feed...but I decided to post here to keep my honorary messican witty awake. Brown Power bro!

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Originally Posted by Witty

Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

lmao nicee. NFL games don't start til 1 pm here so i plan on going hard starting now. i don't need to wake up till noonish.

also agreed on pretty much all woman fights. i look forward to maybe 1 in 100. i've never tuned in strictly for a chick fight though.

also waterson is too womanly yo. herrig looks like a rapist. in the best of ways. im somewhat attracted to that dude-man-chick. she looks like she'd jack me off and continue yanking on it after i nut and i'd have to wrestle her and throw her out a window. waterson on the other hand i feel like i'd just pet her hair and kiss her forehead in a strange proud father way

[Witty]

But yeah keep talking because it was this day 2 years ago my old man was taken in to hospital, and I got that call at work. I JUST REALISED THAT.

So I am ready to watch people punch each other.

[The Dead Poet]

Waterson fucking her up throwing her around. Which is crazy considering how small she is.

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Originally Posted by The Dead Poet

Waterson fucking her up throwing her around. Which is crazy considering how small she is.

yea my streams behind a minute or so, i read that and a little while later she hip tossed her and got on top

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now im just perving watersons ass and thighs like HMHMHM