ITT; totally unqualified head shrinkery FREE

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 01:13 AM

Yall had a shrink but the nigga got pinked, so since I'm bored as fuck and pretty smart, ( I read a doctor Phil book) here it is.
No guarantees and shit...
so who's first? What's your fuckin problem bro?

oats · 06-06-2013, 02:40 AM

I have a 10 inch penis. Two part question: does it hurt? Should I tell women before getting to know them?

YDK · 06-06-2013, 03:09 AM

@oats if you have a ten inch penis inside you....I would hope you know if. It hurts or not. But yes, tell women you have one in you an they might assume your gay an let you touch their titties an stuff

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 03:31 AM

Bitches like surprises. I remember when I first started gettin pussy I was a hardcore stabber. After I got over my own excitement and realized that bitches was actually scared of my joint, I started to modify my stroke. It was a natural conclusion for me. So either you ain't gettin pussy, or you got a avg dick, or you dgaf about these bitches. Either way you're lying somehow.

To the other dude who came in here with the faggy shit, you got gay problems bro. Maybe your friend is a faggit and you have a hard time accepting that it's okay with you. Get over it nigga.
Liars and homophobes. Too easy. Somebody give me a challenge. Psychology= ez$ what's good?

oats · 06-06-2013, 03:35 AM

You're good. My unit be on some average white man shit.

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 03:38 AM

Rofl
Bitches don't need big dks if your credit score is huge.
But more important than that is self confidence. Oats is comfy wit that.

oats · 06-06-2013, 03:41 AM

I got my notches, but my gf is fine as fuck now so idgaf tbh

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 03:46 AM

Another satisfied customer. Your bill will be sent directly to collections.
NEXT!?

Ghost1 · 06-06-2013, 08:47 AM

I just realized ill be at the beach for senior week next week. Should i have sex with girls in highschool?

VividEnds · 06-06-2013, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I just realized ill be at the beach for senior week next week. Should i have sex with girls in highschool?

Yes

Ghost1 · 06-06-2013, 09:15 AM

I knew i was overthinking it....

Allen Knight · 06-06-2013, 09:19 AM

i hope u fuck one underage an ur condom breaks an she get pregnant
an her parents find ur grimy life in the slums of pa an press charges an u do 5 years
an get raped everyday cuz inmates hate rapist's & one day u die from gettn fucked to deep wit a broom handle u fagg0t

Ghost1 · 06-06-2013, 09:19 AM

Hhhahahhalolol

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 10:22 AM

High school is one of the best places to have sex. I don't know of many high schools on the beach, that sounds like some cali or Hawaii shit. Whatever. Anyways yes. Fuck her in the high school

Also, Fuck is wrong with people around here? Knight, my nigga you wish prison buttrape on this dude? Gawddam you sound like a bitter ex girlfriend. I think you need drugs my nigga.

Ghost1 · 06-06-2013, 11:44 AM

Lmfao. Thanx dr blockbody.

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 11:58 AM

Immediate name change to doctor blockbody please

Ghost1 · 06-06-2013, 12:04 PM

LOL

Objective · 06-06-2013, 01:03 PM

As a dude from a country where the legal age is 16, I say; Go for it.

Edit: However, I need help, my cellphone is jailbreaked and I can't get it back to fabric standards. I feel a certain disconnection from a couple mates as I can't seem to install snapchat, and the few chicks I know that's willing to send random pics of themselves to my phone because they're sluts, but can't due to this. The internal jokes and admiration of said chicks is something I'm without and I feel out of the loop. How can I feel less of an outsider and regain my position emotionally? Buying a new phone is out of the question.

The Bully · 06-06-2013, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

I got my notches, but my gf is fine as fuck now so idgaf tbh

In my experience, when people say it like that, it's usually not true.

- Doctor Philly

super pimp trillionaire · 06-06-2013, 04:33 PM

Objective. Snap chat is a trap my nigga. The files stay you no longer have access but big brother knows exactly what the fuck you been doin. Look it up if you don't believe the pimp. Also kill yourself if you don't believe the pimp. super trill ain't tryina hurt nobody. As to your loneliness. Go outside. Wha happen? You ugly? You're obviously broke since you're scared to buy a new jack... for people like you there is always Facebook and craigslist.

Yo Doc Philly, my nigga, I got this... pay rent or get your own thread.

Nigga hustlin my patients as they walk out... wtf?

06-06-2013, 01:13 AM	#1
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	ITT; totally unqualified head shrinkery FREE Yall had a shrink but the nigga got pinked, so since I'm bored as fuck and pretty smart, ( I read a doctor Phil book) here it is. No guarantees and shit... so who's first? What's your fuckin problem bro? __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-06-2013, 03:09 AM	#3
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	@oats if you have a ten inch penis inside you....I would hope you know if. It hurts or not. But yes, tell women you have one in you an they might assume your gay an let you touch their titties an stuff __________________

06-06-2013, 03:31 AM	#4
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	Bitches like surprises. I remember when I first started gettin pussy I was a hardcore stabber. After I got over my own excitement and realized that bitches was actually scared of my joint, I started to modify my stroke. It was a natural conclusion for me. So either you ain't gettin pussy, or you got a avg dick, or you dgaf about these bitches. Either way you're lying somehow. To the other dude who came in here with the faggy shit, you got gay problems bro. Maybe your friend is a faggit and you have a hard time accepting that it's okay with you. Get over it nigga. Liars and homophobes. Too easy. Somebody give me a challenge. Psychology= ez$ what's good? __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-06-2013, 03:38 AM	#6
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	Rofl Bitches don't need big dks if your credit score is huge. But more important than that is self confidence. Oats is comfy wit that. __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches... Last edited by super pimp trillionaire; 06-06-2013 at 03:40 AM.

06-06-2013, 03:46 AM	#8
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	Another satisfied customer. Your bill will be sent directly to collections. NEXT!? __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-06-2013, 02:40 AM	#2
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	I have a 10 inch penis. Two part question: does it hurt? Should I tell women before getting to know them?

06-06-2013, 03:35 AM	#5
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	You're good. My unit be on some average white man shit.

06-06-2013, 03:41 AM	#7
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	I got my notches, but my gf is fine as fuck now so idgaf tbh

06-06-2013, 09:19 AM	#12
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,167 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	i hope u fuck one underage an ur condom breaks an she get pregnant an her parents find ur grimy life in the slums of pa an press charges an u do 5 years an get raped everyday cuz inmates hate rapist's & one day u die from gettn fucked to deep wit a broom handle u fagg0t

06-06-2013, 10:22 AM	#14
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	High school is one of the best places to have sex. I don't know of many high schools on the beach, that sounds like some cali or Hawaii shit. Whatever. Anyways yes. Fuck her in the high school Also, Fuck is wrong with people around here? Knight, my nigga you wish prison buttrape on this dude? Gawddam you sound like a bitter ex girlfriend. I think you need drugs my nigga. __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-06-2013, 11:58 AM	#16
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	Immediate name change to doctor blockbody please __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...

06-06-2013, 01:03 PM	#18
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,787 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474189	As a dude from a country where the legal age is 16, I say; Go for it. Edit: However, I need help, my cellphone is jailbreaked and I can't get it back to fabric standards. I feel a certain disconnection from a couple mates as I can't seem to install snapchat, and the few chicks I know that's willing to send random pics of themselves to my phone because they're sluts, but can't due to this. The internal jokes and admiration of said chicks is something I'm without and I feel out of the loop. How can I feel less of an outsider and regain my position emotionally? Buying a new phone is out of the question. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 06-06-2013 at 01:08 PM.

06-06-2013, 04:33 PM	#20
super pimp trillionaire your ad here Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,762 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 400734	Objective. Snap chat is a trap my nigga. The files stay you no longer have access but big brother knows exactly what the fuck you been doin. Look it up if you don't believe the pimp. Also kill yourself if you don't believe the pimp. super trill ain't tryina hurt nobody. As to your loneliness. Go outside. Wha happen? You ugly? You're obviously broke since you're scared to buy a new jack... for people like you there is always Facebook and craigslist. Yo Doc Philly, my nigga, I got this... pay rent or get your own thread. Nigga hustlin my patients as they walk out... wtf? __________________ Comics get collapsed, they crash from skerx they brakes too quick Hard like iron, watch the shine, scorch ya shit... cock back the chevy nigga show me if you billet proof FFC, cohpe wit it bitches...