ITT; totally unqualified head shrinkery FREE
 

Yall had a shrink but the nigga got pinked, so since I'm bored as fuck and pretty smart, ( I read a doctor Phil book) here it is.
No guarantees and shit...
so who's first? What's your fuckin problem bro?

I have a 10 inch penis. Two part question: does it hurt? Should I tell women before getting to know them?

@oats if you have a ten inch penis inside you....I would hope you know if. It hurts or not. But yes, tell women you have one in you an they might assume your gay an let you touch their titties an stuff

Bitches like surprises. I remember when I first started gettin pussy I was a hardcore stabber. After I got over my own excitement and realized that bitches was actually scared of my joint, I started to modify my stroke. It was a natural conclusion for me. So either you ain't gettin pussy, or you got a avg dick, or you dgaf about these bitches. Either way you're lying somehow.

To the other dude who came in here with the faggy shit, you got gay problems bro. Maybe your friend is a faggit and you have a hard time accepting that it's okay with you. Get over it nigga.
Liars and homophobes. Too easy. Somebody give me a challenge. Psychology= ez$ what's good?

You're good. My unit be on some average white man shit.

Rofl
Bitches don't need big dks if your credit score is huge.
But more important than that is self confidence. Oats is comfy wit that.

I got my notches, but my gf is fine as fuck now so idgaf tbh

Another satisfied customer. Your bill will be sent directly to collections.
NEXT!?

I just realized ill be at the beach for senior week next week. Should i have sex with girls in highschool?

Yes

I knew i was overthinking it....

i hope u fuck one underage an ur condom breaks an she get pregnant
an her parents find ur grimy life in the slums of pa an press charges an u do 5 years
an get raped everyday cuz inmates hate rapist's & one day u die from gettn fucked to deep wit a broom handle u fagg0t

Hhhahahhalolol

High school is one of the best places to have sex. I don't know of many high schools on the beach, that sounds like some cali or Hawaii shit. Whatever. Anyways yes. Fuck her in the high school

Also, Fuck is wrong with people around here? Knight, my nigga you wish prison buttrape on this dude? Gawddam you sound like a bitter ex girlfriend. I think you need drugs my nigga.

Lmfao. Thanx dr blockbody.

Immediate name change to doctor blockbody please

LOL

As a dude from a country where the legal age is 16, I say; Go for it.

Edit: However, I need help, my cellphone is jailbreaked and I can't get it back to fabric standards. I feel a certain disconnection from a couple mates as I can't seem to install snapchat, and the few chicks I know that's willing to send random pics of themselves to my phone because they're sluts, but can't due to this. The internal jokes and admiration of said chicks is something I'm without and I feel out of the loop. How can I feel less of an outsider and regain my position emotionally? Buying a new phone is out of the question.

In my experience, when people say it like that, it's usually not true.

- Doctor Philly

Objective. Snap chat is a trap my nigga. The files stay you no longer have access but big brother knows exactly what the fuck you been doin. Look it up if you don't believe the pimp. Also kill yourself if you don't believe the pimp. super trill ain't tryina hurt nobody. As to your loneliness. Go outside. Wha happen? You ugly? You're obviously broke since you're scared to buy a new jack... for people like you there is always Facebook and craigslist.

Yo Doc Philly, my nigga, I got this... pay rent or get your own thread.

Nigga hustlin my patients as they walk out... wtf?