the carnivore diet

[uh-oh]

i probably won't go way overboard though, like ive been taken mens one a day vitamins and shit i won't stop that. so if i get too deficient i'll at least have that

but to pretend like i know or care where my cholesterol is at, or whatever other nonsense would be disingenuous since im 28 and have never had it checked once. i just assume when i've been laid up they looked and seen im not diabetic and don't have aids etc. i'd assume they'd mention it

although im sure i have high blood pressure, because its been high every single time its ever been checked

i just keep slamming blood through these veins though. who wants low blood pressure. i just take it as my heart is a beast and is slamming it where its needed