the carnivore diet
 

im starting it tomorrow

FUCK IT

will report back with scurvy as needed.

im reading most people basically go all beef though. but FUCK THAT. i'm doing everything. if it comes from an animal im eating it. fuck keto. i'm eating CHEESE bitches

my problem is gonna be fats though. because i don't fuck with fat.

but i think the answer to that QUERY is BACON.

i'm thinking basically every morning, a couple eggs and half a pound of bacon. FUCK IT.

then whatever i eat the rest of that day will help offset and supplement it. also with the decreased cravings and SUCH i probably won't eat as much. but just gonna fuck up steaks/pork chops/chicken etc. to keep mixing it up.

i already don't fuck with veggies. and this is an excuse to quit pretending.

the problem is gonna be giving up carbs. i was gonna go keto, but i was basically changing out breads and pastas for lettuce and spinach and shit.

why not just remove all that nonsense altogether

colon cancer here i come

Never change

I'll tell you one meat to avoid...Kangaroo, shit's terrible...then again if you like a real intense gamey flavor forget what I just said.

wtf you've eaten kangaroo before

I typically substitute carbs with asparagus or broccoli.

I fuck with spinach as well, tho.

I pretty much have been doing this carnivore shit just no bacon. Don't like Bacon. But a lot of chicken and all cuts of beef and pork. No carbs.

I do sneak oatmeal in the Am, tho lol.

Yeah had a Roo burger...imo it tasted like it was raw, yet wasn't...it's like 20 times more gamey then rabbit.

eh, everything i have read/watched/listened to seemingly point to a PURELY carnivorous diet not being a good idea, physiologically at least, in the long term. like you said there is a profound lack of some basic nutritional necessities humans need to live optimally. we're omnivores by nature.

BUT if you have health insurance and pursue this, make sure to have bloodwork done every couple months or so. thats a fair indicator of where you should be aiming your dietary compass.

if you are a fan of coconut milk/butter/oil and almond or peanut products, you can definitely supplement lots of your meals with these to meet your fat requirements. you're not stuck with bacon and cheese. not that these are unpleasant options at all.

good luck. kinda gotta get creative, and also manifest some real discipline to overhaul your entire method of eating overnight. eliminating refined sugar is the REAL kicker. you'll feel the difference almost immediately if you were really chugging Coca Cola like you've mentioned.

I have much to say about this....

Gonna die.

haven't eaten rabbit so i couldn't tell you what gamey is.

Rabbit is delicious.

word. i can do butter with the carnivore diet too. just not coconut butter. cuz its plant based.

ima see how it goes, i only go to the doctor when something is wrong to the point of being debilitating. so unless im dying of scurvy/aids/cancer i won't know til its too late. this is mainly to lose weight and reduce inflammation basically. so my knees and joints don't continue to fuck me.

i probably won't go way overboard though, like ive been taken mens one a day vitamins and shit i won't stop that. so if i get too deficient i'll at least have that

but to pretend like i know or care where my cholesterol is at, or whatever other nonsense would be disingenuous since im 28 and have never had it checked once. i just assume when i've been laid up they looked and seen im not diabetic and don't have aids etc. i'd assume they'd mention it

although im sure i have high blood pressure, because its been high every single time its ever been checked

i just keep slamming blood through these veins though. who wants low blood pressure. i just take it as my heart is a beast and is slamming it where its needed

Your right, it's an acquired taste tho...I like it but it's too rich for me & the fact that Kangaroo is even more full on well yeah...I just can't stomach it.Also Lamb, I can't eat that...I don't mind the taste somewhat but the smell of it just makes me wanna up chuck, it's like hot food...I love it but shit hates me, those Indian dishes where all you can taste is heat & only that without any flavor literally makes me feel unwell.

Oh good ur fad dieting now great

I like how ur a hipster fagot about everything that u do and hate everyone else for the same reason

i only hate everything you do.

also i didn't know this was a fad, i thought keto was. maybe i am a hipster in that sense that i wasn't trying to go into the fad diet and thought i found a loophole where i could consume copious amounts of bacon and steak and still lose weight and be a G.

I look forward to ur failure

conundrum

i don't know whether to not begin it, to spite you for calling me a fad dieter, or to begin it and stick with it for life to spite you for thinking i could fail.

i'll figure it out though

Hm....the latter choice I think

The former would make me happy.....atleast until u revealed ur alternative diet plan obv

Lol why the fuck has Exis made two posts about kangaroo meat in one day. Didn't even mention Jus Allah in either one wtf.