New Years Roast of Zelph

Saint · 01-02-2018, 01:16 PM

girls? FB's afraid to approach

U nevaa put names in ya phone or took 1 date to ur home
When ur backs against da wall? No choice, u're eating at that table alone
Bet 365 days inna row u lonely mate; fuckk ya poker face
Jockey? a strap to ya neck'll cap ya head to finish yo little pony race
Pants chaffin the nards; to say he's gay no hasty remark
Ain't tha fashion police but their clutch on ya jewels just raises alarms
Lookin like freak Waldo ina cheap condo, shit is a bust
Such'a struggle to find his lip it even makes those nostrils wrench in disgust.
An them red splotches r mad wack, whatchu tryna mask jack?
Sick scheme - stomp ur face into the floor tile til it matches the backsplash

I thought I told u..

01-02-2018, 01:16 PM	#9
Saint Smokeshaper Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,253 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	girls? FB's afraid to approach U nevaa put names in ya phone or took 1 date to ur home When ur backs against da wall? No choice, u're eating at that table alone Bet 365 days inna row u lonely mate; fuckk ya poker face Jockey? a strap to ya neck'll cap ya head to finish yo little pony race Pants chaffin the nards; to say he's gay no hasty remark Ain't tha fashion police but their clutch on ya jewels just raises alarms Lookin like freak Waldo ina cheap condo, shit is a bust Such'a struggle to find his lip it even makes those nostrils wrench in disgust. An them red splotches r mad wack, whatchu tryna mask jack? Sick scheme - stomp ur face into the floor tile til it matches the backsplash I thought I told u.. Last edited by Saint; 01-07-2018 at 12:18 AM.