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New Years Roast of Zelph
Same rules as always, 10 lines max
Winner gets an accomp Last week's winner announced in the mag https://i.imgur.com/IeUmsyv.jpg |
and it's off to the races, in ya pic, this prick's wack and cocky
no matter how you spin it, you gay in the disc, and dress like a faggot jockey you got lopsided nostrils, you know it's over for yah brotha looks like you snort coke with one, and the soda in the other stop frontin, a social life is suttin you never able to do I checked your background, you'll ask for a table for two but it'll end up a table for U gamble with your life, I come hunt you till you die get shells in yah shirt, you won't be alive to celebrate another 3 hunned and sixty five |
U gamble n fail, i put my money up cause wrath can tell..
I'll Bet365 days pass and you'll still be wack as hell 2017 done tag n bag it, we celebrating across the planet U probably ready for the ball to drop too... straight into ur mouth faggot Yo lines is cringey and quite dumb... nobody care what u write son Only time U got read bars is all up in between the white ones Ya style is a hot mess... this a robbery not theft N if i catch any lip from you I'm taking the last one that you got left Figured we should just shoot it out cause u would never fight a nigga I pull the trigger and leave a red blotch in the background... kinda like this picture |
Please tell me this isn't life. It's obvious this pigeon's division is light
a member of the Swiss International Seafood Fingering Team & also a shrimp in real life Never deliverin pipe. Now I'll leave this virgin mauled & stapled I find it hilarious u stole a Dollar Store sunglass rack & used it to decorate the Wal-Mart table Nice Orc impression. Trust me ya'll this disgraceful fag is a goner I don't know what's worse: the outfit, rape stare, or that fact they dangled your face in a vat of piranhas Is that how u dress to attend soccer games? Do u feel that it's sexy? Nobody's yelling "TEAM BARCELONA!" they're only wondering why your grill is so Messi Now don't get me wrong, I don't have to gawk at your complexion U got those shoes at Marshalls & complained about a defect. They just thought u were projecting |
tradition can get fucked, wives tales and all of that gay shit
if i judged u by the shoes u wear, it'd justify all the times i called u a faggot ur mom should be ashamed and she deserves to get offed I'm gonna soccer in the mouth for raising a pansy with no fuckin balls real men watch hockey, but violence is something this fag only fears the wrinkle send zelph into hiding, bet.. no matter which day of the year |
Listen Zelph, don’t listen to anybody who’s over here dissin you
All that red, white, red, white, has these fake patriots feelin blue Your hometown knows you’ve got hoes. Yet NCs thinks it’s a joke But as soon as you snatched Aero’s main piece the whole city was Stoked 12 grapes in my cup, never laid hands on a drug I’ll brb with the rest |
The yaaaaaasss tag leaned me
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Amazing that Charlie Puths eyebrow is a survivor in Sicily!
Props this Ginny is the fastest Gondola rider in Italy A rejected extra in Sopranos, won’t ever start with me Confused idiot didn’t understand a crossdresser party Edited out the embarrassing parts???but we still see ya! Meet the sales marketing manager for Vinnys pizzeria Anyone taking designer tips from him should call the police Mario here got Grandmas spicerack for a centerpiece Did they shrink your bottom half to fit the screen? You looked like a wiseguy... up until you wore skinnyjeans |
girls? FB's afraid to approach
U nevaa put names in ya phone or took 1 date to ur home When ur backs against da wall? No choice, u're eating at that table alone Bet 365 days inna row u lonely mate; fuckk ya poker face Jockey? a strap to ya neck'll cap ya head to finish yo little pony race Pants chaffin the nards; to say he's gay no hasty remark Ain't tha fashion police but their clutch on ya jewels just raises alarms Lookin like freak Waldo ina cheap condo, shit is a bust Such'a struggle to find his lip it even makes those nostrils wrench in disgust. An them red splotches r mad wack, whatchu tryna mask jack? Sick scheme - stomp ur face into the floor tile til it matches the backsplash I thought I told u.. |
Whatcha hiding FB? Just sit here & cherish the glam, bro
This'a saucey pic... left from ya wings to hide ya embarrassing ammo Bruh, I was finna ta slay. But since ya act'n all feminine, hey... Funny how he wanted a shot of things in the closet & u ironically get'n the way As he acts all lean & models, suffocation/lack of breathin follows Cuz his pants got'a submission on him- We'll call them Jeans Machado I'm ruthless, stop. Meanwhile you're looking like'a dofus jock Couldn't ride my wave even w.those banana boat of some shoes u got U'ra coke user. But buried in snow, they hv naan a chance W.those ski slope shoes, u could hit twirls & flips whiles escapin an avalanche |
Damn with that tight shirt FB in here lookin’ real… real damn nerdy
Ya girl supposed to steal your hoodie fam, u not supposed to steal her jersey You really livin your bars though! FB gender claim guessed Ya verses don’t entertain readers, n table says you don’t entertain guests Hair lookin’ like a lego man, but facts FB you lookin’ slender here! Just wish someone told you GQ ain’t an abbreviation for Gender Queer Got ya mom helpin ya pull on ya jeans, the type to get bullied with ease Shirt says “I like playin with balls” n the rest of ya look fully agrees You look like an ad campaign for the friend zone, damn curses Got a whole rack full of spices but nothing to help ya bland verses |
Orc got you to give a pic, what an unfair trick
I haven't seen such a shitty stitch-up since whoever fixed your hare-lip Your striped shirt got people asking "Where's Waldo?" Judging by the saddest table in the world, nobody ever found you though Seriously, I wanted to threaten your loved ones with aggression But your life's clearly already emptier than your vacant expression I can tell Zelph is thrifty, his fashion provides the clues Wearing his little sister's jeans and shirt, and his gramp's hairstyle and shoes You've edited out anything that might earn battlers' curses Being red-out hides the weak crap in your home... and reveals it in your verses |
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