Strip clubs...

Untold · 09-12-2016, 02:23 PM

Who goes to em?

Anyone partake regularly? Find them to be a waste? Actually ball out? Made it RAIN?!?!!

I'm wondering because of the new sales gig I have. I tend to be on the road a lot, with new sellers, businessmen and what not. This tends to be the norm... Going to strip clubs.

Up until about 2 years ago, I had maybe been to a club like 4-5 times max! Now, it's been too many times to count. I always have a good time and have become a bit of a connoisseur of the places lol!

But it got me wondering, do any of you guyzzz find y'all selves there on the weekends, weekdays, etc... And if so, why? And if not, why?

Btw, traveling salesman here. So if I'm ever in anyone's area, any recommendations? Holla back!

TeckNeek · 09-12-2016, 02:59 PM

Anyways, during this time, my douchebag friend (birthday boy) realizes that he wants to go in the back with the first chick that walks up. This 55-year old PREGNANT black woman walks up (looked like a drugged out pregnant tina turner) and he pulls out $200.00 and goes in back. That's right. He fucked a pregnant woman older than his mother. So be it.
After everyone continues to get up, I'm last to get on stage. Now, mind you, we were getting beers and jagerbombs and crown and cokes up the ass with this BEAUTIFUL waitress who made the strippers look like dog shit(who happened to be a lesbian, as we saw outside later, and i'll get to that) and i finally throw 5 dollars down on stage. I'm obliterated and dont even know what my name is at this point, but this stripper who i thought was fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer than fine lays me down and she starts to lick my face and stick her tongue in my mouth. nice. she then rubs her tits in my face, nipples stroking my lips, and she starts to rub my cock. nice. she then takes off her panties and has her vagina about 2 cm from my face. she starts to rub her clit on my nose to get off (WHAT?!) and she's fingering herself. she was pretty dry, so she'd lick her fingers and finger herself and she looked like she was getting wet. i don't remember. then, the kicker happens. she pissed on my eye.
that's right. she pissed on my eye. it wasn't cum. it was piss. she squirted. on my face.
my friends are in hysterics, and i was grossed out, but laughing, because i couldn't respond due to my alcoholism. I finally get up, and it's the end of the night, that was the last song. We get our $1,500 alcohol tab (HOLY MOTHER OF GOD) and we're off. Bank accounts drained, we go outside.
Pimps are outside picking up their ladies so they can go street shopping, and the waitress is outside and is making out with her lady pimp (what in the fuck) and my friends explain to me that i might get an std and need to find a pharmacy immediately. mind you, it's like 3 AM, and nothing is open. We head to this 7-11 looking place across the street and we run in and explained what happened to the guy. He suggested stye cream and neosporin and an eye patch. I listen to him, buy some cigarettes, and we leave. We prep my eye and walk out.
The Tina Turner looking bitch comes over and says goonight to my friend and slaps his shit, and looks at me and asked what happened. He explained what happened to her and she laughed. We originally thought it was a little cum, but the bitch goes "Oh, Candie can't cum. She's a he."
That's right. It was a fucking dude. A dude, surgically altered to look like the finest bitch I've seen at that point in my life, was a fucking man. Some guy pissed on my face while rubbing his surgically-created clit on my fucking nose.
We ended up walking back to Clifton Hill ( a resort area in Niagara Falls area), went to Denny's, spent $25.00 on Grand Slam's, went back to the hotel, and never spoke of it again.

Hearder Hearder · 09-12-2016, 03:12 PM

Whoa hey pharaoh calm down

I go to one probably a few times a year for a couple dances, I don't throw money at them on stage or anything

Ghost1 · 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM

I hope zelph posts next

Ghost1 · 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM

oh good

Certain · 09-12-2016, 03:14 PM

This thread makes me not want to visit this website.

Untold · 09-12-2016, 03:22 PM

@Certain you don't go to strip clubs?

Chemist · 09-12-2016, 03:32 PM

I have balled out before, made it rain a few times

Hearder Hearder · 09-12-2016, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I hope zelph posts next

LMAO

Dope girl · 09-12-2016, 05:22 PM

I rather strip at home j/k take a joke

I don't go there

Hearder Hearder · 09-12-2016, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

I rather strip at home j/k take a joke

I don't go there

Lmao fuck man this is gettin me good today

sral · 09-12-2016, 06:33 PM

lmao so glad Teck decided against trying to get UPN to invade and instead just slowly immersing himself in the lime

it consumes us all eventually

welcome aboard faggot

TeckNeek · 09-12-2016, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao so glad Teck decided against trying to get UPN to invade and instead just slowly immersing himself in the lime

it consumes us all eventually

welcome aboard faggot

im still trying to wrap my head around you and baron being the same person.. you mean to tell me lars Valias and Baron Mynd = same person. wtf

sral · 09-13-2016, 05:19 AM

lmao Lares Viales is from roman mythology

this name comes from a combination of Lars von Trier, the horror movie director, and the movie Lars and the real Girl

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_Real_Girl

Quote:

The film follows Lars (Gosling), a sweet but socially inept young man who develops a romantic yet platonic relationship with an anatomically correct sex doll, a "RealDoll" named Bianca.

Certain · 09-13-2016, 08:33 AM

Lares Viales was a different guy who came up with me and @Frank at both D12World and RhymeNReason. He also went by xeroxl.

TeckNeek · 09-13-2016, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Lares Viales was a different guy who came up with me and @Frank at both D12World and RhymeNReason. He also went by xeroxl.

ok that makes sense now... man i miss RnR that was a good site..

and Baron wheres that avvy of the guy smoking that joint with the weed leaf on his shirt

sral · 09-13-2016, 10:47 AM

Diode · 09-13-2016, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

that belongs to your baron mynd account which i hijacked when bags was giving out passwords to everyone like 3 years ago hahahaha

sral · 09-14-2016, 04:21 AM

lmao and the legendary Lars was born

09-12-2016, 02:23 PM	#1
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	Strip clubs... Who goes to em? Anyone partake regularly? Find them to be a waste? Actually ball out? Made it RAIN?!?!! I'm wondering because of the new sales gig I have. I tend to be on the road a lot, with new sellers, businessmen and what not. This tends to be the norm... Going to strip clubs. Up until about 2 years ago, I had maybe been to a club like 4-5 times max! Now, it's been too many times to count. I always have a good time and have become a bit of a connoisseur of the places lol! But it got me wondering, do any of you guyzzz find y'all selves there on the weekends, weekdays, etc... And if so, why? And if not, why? Btw, traveling salesman here. So if I'm ever in anyone's area, any recommendations? Holla back! __________________ MT

09-12-2016, 02:59 PM	#2
TeckNeek LyricalWar Veteran Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: BayArea, California Posts: 201 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 310302	Anyways, during this time, my douchebag friend (birthday boy) realizes that he wants to go in the back with the first chick that walks up. This 55-year old PREGNANT black woman walks up (looked like a drugged out pregnant tina turner) and he pulls out $200.00 and goes in back. That's right. He fucked a pregnant woman older than his mother. So be it. After everyone continues to get up, I'm last to get on stage. Now, mind you, we were getting beers and jagerbombs and crown and cokes up the ass with this BEAUTIFUL waitress who made the strippers look like dog shit(who happened to be a lesbian, as we saw outside later, and i'll get to that) and i finally throw 5 dollars down on stage. I'm obliterated and dont even know what my name is at this point, but this stripper who i thought was fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer than fine lays me down and she starts to lick my face and stick her tongue in my mouth. nice. she then rubs her tits in my face, nipples stroking my lips, and she starts to rub my cock. nice. she then takes off her panties and has her vagina about 2 cm from my face. she starts to rub her clit on my nose to get off (WHAT?!) and she's fingering herself. she was pretty dry, so she'd lick her fingers and finger herself and she looked like she was getting wet. i don't remember. then, the kicker happens. she pissed on my eye. that's right. she pissed on my eye. it wasn't cum. it was piss. she squirted. on my face. my friends are in hysterics, and i was grossed out, but laughing, because i couldn't respond due to my alcoholism. I finally get up, and it's the end of the night, that was the last song. We get our $1,500 alcohol tab (HOLY MOTHER OF GOD) and we're off. Bank accounts drained, we go outside. Pimps are outside picking up their ladies so they can go street shopping, and the waitress is outside and is making out with her lady pimp (what in the fuck) and my friends explain to me that i might get an std and need to find a pharmacy immediately. mind you, it's like 3 AM, and nothing is open. We head to this 7-11 looking place across the street and we run in and explained what happened to the guy. He suggested stye cream and neosporin and an eye patch. I listen to him, buy some cigarettes, and we leave. We prep my eye and walk out. The Tina Turner looking bitch comes over and says goonight to my friend and slaps his shit, and looks at me and asked what happened. He explained what happened to her and she laughed. We originally thought it was a little cum, but the bitch goes "Oh, Candie can't cum. She's a he." That's right. It was a fucking dude. A dude, surgically altered to look like the finest bitch I've seen at that point in my life, was a fucking man. Some guy pissed on my face while rubbing his surgically-created clit on my fucking nose. We ended up walking back to Clifton Hill ( a resort area in Niagara Falls area), went to Denny's, spent $25.00 on Grand Slam's, went back to the hotel, and never spoke of it again. __________________ LyricalWar • UrbanProwlers • 411hype Digitalhiphop • RipTheMic • RapMusic TheSyndacate [http://benblazyn.wix.com/beats]

09-12-2016, 03:14 PM	#6
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	This thread makes me not want to visit this website. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

09-12-2016, 03:22 PM	#7
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	@Certain you don't go to strip clubs? __________________ MT

09-12-2016, 03:32 PM	#8
Chemist Try this shit Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: uninhabitable Posts: 365 Battle Record: 5-11 Rep Power: 0	I have balled out before, made it rain a few times __________________

09-12-2016, 03:12 PM	#3
Hearder Hearder Banned Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 471 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Whoa hey pharaoh calm down I go to one probably a few times a year for a couple dances, I don't throw money at them on stage or anything

09-12-2016, 05:22 PM	#10
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	I rather strip at home j/k take a joke I don't go there

09-12-2016, 06:33 PM	#12
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,263 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	lmao so glad Teck decided against trying to get UPN to invade and instead just slowly immersing himself in the lime it consumes us all eventually welcome aboard faggot __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

09-13-2016, 08:33 AM	#15
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Lares Viales was a different guy who came up with me and @Frank at both D12World and RhymeNReason. He also went by xeroxl.

09-13-2016, 10:47 AM	#17
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,263 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	__________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

09-14-2016, 04:21 AM	#19
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