| TeckNeek |
09-12-2016 02:59 PM |
Anyways, during this time, my douchebag friend (birthday boy) realizes that he wants to go in the back with the first chick that walks up. This 55-year old PREGNANT black woman walks up (looked like a drugged out pregnant tina turner) and he pulls out $200.00 and goes in back. That's right. He fucked a pregnant woman older than his mother. So be it.
After everyone continues to get up, I'm last to get on stage. Now, mind you, we were getting beers and jagerbombs and crown and cokes up the ass with this BEAUTIFUL waitress who made the strippers look like dog shit(who happened to be a lesbian, as we saw outside later, and i'll get to that) and i finally throw 5 dollars down on stage. I'm obliterated and dont even know what my name is at this point, but this stripper who i thought was fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer than fine lays me down and she starts to lick my face and stick her tongue in my mouth. nice. she then rubs her tits in my face, nipples stroking my lips, and she starts to rub my cock. nice. she then takes off her panties and has her vagina about 2 cm from my face. she starts to rub her clit on my nose to get off (WHAT?!) and she's fingering herself. she was pretty dry, so she'd lick her fingers and finger herself and she looked like she was getting wet. i don't remember. then, the kicker happens. she pissed on my eye.
that's right. she pissed on my eye. it wasn't cum. it was piss. she squirted. on my face.
my friends are in hysterics, and i was grossed out, but laughing, because i couldn't respond due to my alcoholism. I finally get up, and it's the end of the night, that was the last song. We get our $1,500 alcohol tab (HOLY MOTHER OF GOD) and we're off. Bank accounts drained, we go outside.
Pimps are outside picking up their ladies so they can go street shopping, and the waitress is outside and is making out with her lady pimp (what in the fuck) and my friends explain to me that i might get an std and need to find a pharmacy immediately. mind you, it's like 3 AM, and nothing is open. We head to this 7-11 looking place across the street and we run in and explained what happened to the guy. He suggested stye cream and neosporin and an eye patch. I listen to him, buy some cigarettes, and we leave. We prep my eye and walk out.
The Tina Turner looking bitch comes over and says goonight to my friend and slaps his shit, and looks at me and asked what happened. He explained what happened to her and she laughed. We originally thought it was a little cum, but the bitch goes "Oh, Candie can't cum. She's a he."
That's right. It was a fucking dude. A dude, surgically altered to look like the finest bitch I've seen at that point in my life, was a fucking man. Some guy pissed on my face while rubbing his surgically-created clit on my fucking nose.
We ended up walking back to Clifton Hill ( a resort area in Niagara Falls area), went to Denny's, spent $25.00 on Grand Slam's, went back to the hotel, and never spoke of it again.
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