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Old 08-12-2016, 12:40 PM   #1
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Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.
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Old 08-17-2016, 02:42 PM   #2
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this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks

lol ehhhh ok

i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat

lol was hoping to see sum hunch cracks in this one. bravo.

fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans

lmfao and a lotion crack, all of my expectations for this battle have been met./

ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly

I forgot he was Canadian looooool

plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles

lol light


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Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.

wording off here....I want to like this tho lol

Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.

lol light

Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.

connected

Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.

yikes. this would be harder hitting tho if there was any merit to this claim. still liked the harshness and concept.

Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.

didn't even flip this good -__- smh


swerve had the right idea....was appreciating his concept and angle choices...execution and complexity were lacking. des took a lighter comedic route with a touch of gunfire which really is catering to his strengths lately. was a solid verse from des...couple misses but he had bigger bombs here then swerve did imo


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Old 08-17-2016, 03:04 PM   #3
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this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks
LOL this is so wrong but funny
i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat
eh nah but you tried
fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans
as a RHCP I fan appreciate this. it's cool, not crazy
ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly
this is okay/decent
plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles
wack closer
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Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
the wordplay is cool but overall eh
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
no. this was terrible
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
what year is this? no. just no.
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
okay but getting tired of the concepts of wife/girlfriend shit
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.
best one in the verse
VOTE = Destroyer. Swerve got way too one dimensional and most of the concepts were played out. No offense.
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