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Destroyer vs Swerve - Destroyer Wins
Summer Classic VII Due Thursday August 11th Extension available if your opponent allows it. 24hr ext ONLY. Minimum - 10 lines Max - 16 lines line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding NO recycling You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Destroyer @Swerve |
Congrats on soon becoming a father, pal.
Let's keep it at 10. |
Sounds good
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@Destroyer. need an ext or you good? I have some lines written so I'm good to post or wait either way homie.
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Yeah i need ext
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iigh bet
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this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly & the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles & when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles |
Sorry...
In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up, You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product. Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it, I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant. Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter, That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father. Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild, You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child. Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance, Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments. |
Decent battle, either dropped as heavy as I was expecting tbh, but this is till close & hard to call. Des u're first 3 bars were good, either the 3rd was worded like a bad ill nik impression, I still like the concept/idea of it. Swerve u had a couple bars that were pretty good, pretty harsh. Although the style was somewhat straight forward & u do did dwell on the pregnancy angle too much. Could give it to Swerve, but I'll edge slightly it to DESTROYER, the humor & different flips worked well imo. I wouldn't be surprised if either win tho.
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Damn swerve was rusty as fuck here. I just wasnt feeling most of the bars due to lackluster punch. I did like the strapped for cash bar. But to follow it up with a bar that was essentially the exact same concept was a rookie mistake. Swerve just was way off his game imo, bc i remember swerve being a fuckin savage with the bars. He cost himself the battle here. Des been on a tear lately but this was the most lackluster verse ive seen from him since i rejoined the nbl a few months back.
weird as hell that destroyers worst verse in recent memory was enough to beat swerve. NEVER thought id have to say that. Im really gettin tired of having to vote for des all the time. vote destroyer |
this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks alrigh lol funny! i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat sat here for 15 mins trying to figure this out and all I get is "she's returning a hunch punch drink to the bar...not likening this fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans had to research what this was cause I'm very young I'm sure this was before my time. Decent ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly & the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly hmm ok! plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles & when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles ____________ light up the cake? Are you saying you're gonna shoot him in the butt and he has a fat ass? Gross. But ok Vs In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up, You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product. nah Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it, I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant. ehh idk Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter, That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father. good flow. Good bar Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild, You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child. good again Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance, Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments. true but nooooo Swerve had the best 2 bars in the battle but des was more consistent and had an all around better throw down. Vote destroyer |
this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks ok opener i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat didnt really like this here, soft fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans lol kinda cool here ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly & the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly hahah allright, decent here plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles & when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles okay closer vs In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up, You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product. ahaha allright personal, wp allright Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it, I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant. eh not really feeling this one Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter, That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father. nah, a little too repetitive at this point, ok bar Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild, You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child. okay Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance, Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments. allright going for the destroyer here, overall more versatile approach . swerve had some cool personals but not enough to edge des hits here |
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swerve had the right idea....was appreciating his concept and angle choices...execution and complexity were lacking. des took a lighter comedic route with a touch of gunfire which really is catering to his strengths lately. was a solid verse from des...couple misses but he had bigger bombs here then swerve did imo v des |
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