What would your pornstar name be?

Certain · 05-14-2016, 12:00 PM

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

05-14-2016, 12:00 PM	#14
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name." "OK, John Bones Holmes." "There's already a porn star named that." "Nope, mine has a different middle name." "Yeah, but ..." "John Bones Holmes." "I mean ... he died of AIDS." "No, that was John Curtis Holmes." "You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name." "Yeah, John Bones Holmes." "Fine." __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.