What would your pornstar name be?
 

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Jamie Gillis

Those who know, know!

if ya wun no ur strippah name just cumbynr the name of da street u grew up on wit da name of da girl ur dad left ur FUCKA lame ass family 4 lmao!!!!!! #bb

Banned

Life sentence

Loveable

Mike 'Hard' Lemonade.

john bones holmes

Are you admitting to having AIDS?

Fingers crossed

did I say john curtis holmes?

no I did not

John bones Holmes is Def a gay pornstar name tho

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

nope

lol dead at this

stay dead

lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well

im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit

lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well

im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit

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