Got me feeling like jesus after a warm bath

[PancakeBrah]

>wake up after 5 snoozes @ 7:32.
>eat banana while showering
>put on tie and shoes
>go to work be 1 minute late
>troll coworker about trump.
>"today's a no talking day" says coworker
>continually sing the chorus of garth Brooks songs
>"evaluate" some "property" for the "bank"
>order penne rosa no mushrooms with chicken from noodles and company
>drive to pick it up: "here for the take out under pancakebrah"
>bean pole teen counter dude: "what you taking out?" *giggles*
>me: "....food."
>intensely stare at Dude as I pay.
>walk out with food.
>eat food at desk while playing poker on phone
>play poker the rest of the day
>coworker still not talking to me
>get off work
>go get haircut. Me to barbress: "a fade, one going up to a 4"
>hair is mad long
>barbress: "do you want me to use scissors too or just the clippers?"
>me: "i don't know how to answer the question"
>awkward pause
>me: "i want a fade, one up to a four"
>get hair cut in perfect silence
>go home.
>eat eggs and cottage cheese
>read a book
>pretend to understand
>go to xvideos
>(interlude)
>turn on podcast to sleep to
>wonder if I start working out again if my boarding will increase to netcees1.0 power levels
>sleep at 1
>repeat?