Week 1: Tom vs. Pinot Grij (PINOT GRIJ WINS BY NO-SHOW)

asylum · 03-01-2016, 01:25 AM

Season 6

Verses are due SATURDAY 3/5 at 12:59 PST. THERE ARE NO EXTENSIONS.

Voting ends MONDAY 3/7 at 12:59 PST.

Verses may not exceed 16 lines

Voting on four battles is required. If you win and don't vote the requirement you will receive a loss instead. If you lose and don't vote the requirement, you will receive a one-week suspension. Please post links to your four votes in the voting thread.

Topic: You Shook Me

Good luck to both participants.@ Tom @Pinot Grij

Tom · 03-01-2016, 09:42 AM

WTF @ 16 lines. Whatever, check.

Pinot Grij · 03-01-2016, 09:44 AM

@Tom. Agreed. But whatever - it'll be a fun challenge. Good luck.

asylum · 03-05-2016, 09:27 PM

Verses due in five hours and forty five minutes! @Tom @Pinot Grij

Pinot Grij · 03-06-2016, 02:55 AM

Kids these days! These ingrates are so rude to their elders
Taking for granted who’s paying for your food and your shelter
Little fuckers - stop giving lip to your mother
Too busy snapchatting your pussies and dicks to eachother
When I was your age, all my friends died from smallpox
Now you cry if they spell your name wrong on your latte at Starbucks
You little ungrateful shits can stream any song that you want
But are too distracted to give up your Spotify get onto the bus
Goddamn vegan retards, you have the hardest heads
If we tried to eat gluten-free in my day we’d fucking starve to death
Any criticism is a personal attack, you cry and scream
I bought a house for the same price as your designer jeans
You hate school, it's a labor to make you read War & Peace
You make me wish I took that bullet back on the beach at Normandy

timeless · 03-06-2016, 06:48 AM

Vote pinot verse of the week

03-01-2016, 01:25 AM	#1
asylum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 993 Battle Record: 7-5 Rep Power: 8214208	Week 1: Tom vs. Pinot Grij (PINOT GRIJ WINS BY NO-SHOW) Season 6 Verses are due SATURDAY 3/5 at 12:59 PST. THERE ARE NO EXTENSIONS. Voting ends MONDAY 3/7 at 12:59 PST. Verses may not exceed 16 lines Voting on four battles is required. If you win and don't vote the requirement you will receive a loss instead. If you lose and don't vote the requirement, you will receive a one-week suspension. Please post links to your four votes in the voting thread. Topic: You Shook Me Good luck to both participants.@ Tom @Pinot Grij Last edited by asylum; 03-06-2016 at 01:18 PM.

03-01-2016, 09:42 AM	#2
Tom Save the Queen Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	WTF @ 16 lines. Whatever, check. __________________ PEAKY RHYMERS

03-01-2016, 09:44 AM	#3
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	@Tom. Agreed. But whatever - it'll be a fun challenge. Good luck. __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

03-06-2016, 02:55 AM	#5
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	Kids these days! These ingrates are so rude to their elders Taking for granted who’s paying for your food and your shelter Little fuckers - stop giving lip to your mother Too busy snapchatting your pussies and dicks to eachother When I was your age, all my friends died from smallpox Now you cry if they spell your name wrong on your latte at Starbucks You little ungrateful shits can stream any song that you want But are too distracted to give up your Spotify get onto the bus Goddamn vegan retards, you have the hardest heads If we tried to eat gluten-free in my day we’d fucking starve to death Any criticism is a personal attack, you cry and scream I bought a house for the same price as your designer jeans You hate school, it's a labor to make you read War & Peace You make me wish I took that bullet back on the beach at Normandy __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

03-05-2016, 09:27 PM	#4
asylum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 993 Battle Record: 7-5 Rep Power: 8214208	Verses due in five hours and forty five minutes! @Tom @Pinot Grij

03-06-2016, 06:48 AM	#6
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341326	Vote pinot verse of the week