Week 1: Tom vs. Pinot Grij (PINOT GRIJ WINS BY NO-SHOW)
 

Season 6

Verses are due SATURDAY 3/5 at 12:59 PST. THERE ARE NO EXTENSIONS.

Voting ends MONDAY 3/7 at 12:59 PST.

Verses may not exceed 16 lines

Voting on four battles is required. If you win and don't vote the requirement you will receive a loss instead. If you lose and don't vote the requirement, you will receive a one-week suspension. Please post links to your four votes in the voting thread.

Topic: You Shook Me

Good luck to both participants.@ Tom @Pinot Grij

WTF @ 16 lines. Whatever, check.

@Tom. Agreed. But whatever - it'll be a fun challenge. Good luck.

Verses due in five hours and forty five minutes! @Tom @Pinot Grij

Kids these days! These ingrates are so rude to their elders
Taking for granted who’s paying for your food and your shelter
Little fuckers - stop giving lip to your mother
Too busy snapchatting your pussies and dicks to eachother
When I was your age, all my friends died from smallpox
Now you cry if they spell your name wrong on your latte at Starbucks
You little ungrateful shits can stream any song that you want
But are too distracted to give up your Spotify get onto the bus
Goddamn vegan retards, you have the hardest heads
If we tried to eat gluten-free in my day we’d fucking starve to death
Any criticism is a personal attack, you cry and scream
I bought a house for the same price as your designer jeans
You hate school, it's a labor to make you read War & Peace
You make me wish I took that bullet back on the beach at Normandy

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